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Useless Thread MMX: Capitals are worthless divers un-appreciation thread

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Lirl Leafs….
Our board is hilarious right now. No one is talking about the Panthers. Everybody is viciously shitting on the Leafs and it is 110% deserved.

Should have blown it up after Montreal BUT MAH SOCIAL MEDIA CLICKS! f***ing Pejorative Slurs. They're generationally unlikeable, they're not successful, the prospect pool is barren, there's no draft picks until the year 2345 and these drama queen loser cowards attack arguably the most loyal hockey fanbase in the world.

I hope they all get deep tissue massages with a prickly pear cactus and f*** off to some team where no one cares because that's what these cowards want.

EDIT: except Matthew Knies and Chris Tanev. And maybe Stolarz? But definitely the first two. Everyone else can rub their dicks with Molotov Cocktails.
 
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Our board is hilarious right now. No one is talking about the Panthers. Everybody is viciously shitting on the Leafs and it is 110% deserved.

Should have blown it up after Montreal BUT MAH SOCIAL MEDIA CLICKS! f***ing Pejorative Slurs. They're generationally unlikeable, they're not successful, the prospect pool is barren, there's no draft picks until the year 2345 and these drama queen loser cowards attack arguably the most loyal hockey fanbase in the world.

I hope they all get deep tissue massages with a prickly pear cactus and f*** off to some team where no one cares because that's what these cowards want.

EDIT: except Matthew Knies and Chris Tanev. And maybe Stolarz? But definitely the first two. Everyone else can rub their dicks with Molotov Cocktails.

Which board is yours again my dude? :)
 
Even though them collapsing yet again proves that Keefe wasn't the problem, I still think he should have been shit canned with Dubas.

Firing the GM, keeping the coach, and expecting things to improve was so naive and stupid that it makes it difficult to feel bad for them.
 
Our board is hilarious right now. No one is talking about the Panthers. Everybody is viciously shitting on the Leafs and it is 110% deserved.

Should have blown it up after Montreal BUT MAH SOCIAL MEDIA CLICKS! f***ing Pejorative Slurs. They're generationally unlikeable, they're not successful, the prospect pool is barren, there's no draft picks until the year 2345 and these drama queen loser cowards attack arguably the most loyal hockey fanbase in the world.

I hope they all get deep tissue massages with a prickly pear cactus and f*** off to some team where no one cares because that's what these cowards want.

EDIT: except Matthew Knies and Chris Tanev. And maybe Stolarz? But definitely the first two. Everyone else can rub their dicks with Molotov Cocktails.

If Matthews knew he was playing for a high end purse instead of the Stanley Cup he’d try harder imo

9 years of being “hurt” in the playoffs is what I’m told. Proof is in the pudding. He disappears when the going gets tough.
 

He’s not a small guy either. He’s the same size as Malkin. I’ve never seen Matthews just take over a game with his size like Malkin did. Granted it’s partly why his body has broken down the way it has. But you don’t see him competing in the corners or in front of the net. Factor in the amount of money he makes $13.250mil you’re expecting him to be the best.

For as much shit Kessel went through in his time in Toronto he gave much more of himself than any of the “core 4”
 
He’s not a small guy either. He’s the same size as Malkin. I’ve never seen Matthews just take over a game with his size like Malkin did. Granted it’s partly why his body has broken down the way it has. But you don’t see him competing in the corners or in front of the net. Factor in the amount of money he makes $13.250mil you’re expecting him to be the best.

For as much shit Kessel went through in his time in Toronto he gave much more of himself than any of the “core 4”
LMAO Malkin at his peak was Mario Lemieux lite, that's not in the same universe as Captain Groper McPornstache. Malkin at his absolute best was borderline unstoppable.

And any Leafs fan with a brain will tell you that Kessel got a raw deal here. Not his fault Burke overpaid to bring him to Toronto. Moving him out was a terrible trade value-wise but it had to be done though.
 
LMAO Malkin at his peak was Mario Lemieux lite, that's not in the same universe as Captain Groper McPornstache. Malkin at his absolute best was borderline unstoppable.

And any Leafs fan with a brain will tell you that Kessel got a raw deal here. Not his fault Burke overpaid to bring him to Toronto. Moving him out was a terrible trade value-wise but it had to be done though.

I was just using Geno as a size comparable lol. I guess that if I was a Leafs fan I would expect more out of him. Same with Marner. At least Nylander shows a pulse out there.

And us Pens fans thank you for moving him out. What your media did to that man was ridiculous.
 

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