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Someone on X said that Mitchy thinks he's Elvis Stojko !![]()
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Mitch Midol

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Our board is hilarious right now. No one is talking about the Panthers. Everybody is viciously shitting on the Leafs and it is 110% deserved.Lirl Leafs….
Our board is hilarious right now. No one is talking about the Panthers. Everybody is viciously shitting on the Leafs and it is 110% deserved.
Should have blown it up after Montreal BUT MAH SOCIAL MEDIA CLICKS! f***ing Pejorative Slurs. They're generationally unlikeable, they're not successful, the prospect pool is barren, there's no draft picks until the year 2345 and these drama queen loser cowards attack arguably the most loyal hockey fanbase in the world.
I hope they all get deep tissue massages with a prickly pear cactus and f*** off to some team where no one cares because that's what these cowards want.
EDIT: except Matthew Knies and Chris Tanev. And maybe Stolarz? But definitely the first two. Everyone else can rub their dicks with Molotov Cocktails.
I'm a Leafs fan.Which board is yours again my dude?![]()
Our board is hilarious right now. No one is talking about the Panthers. Everybody is viciously shitting on the Leafs and it is 110% deserved.
Should have blown it up after Montreal BUT MAH SOCIAL MEDIA CLICKS! f***ing Pejorative Slurs. They're generationally unlikeable, they're not successful, the prospect pool is barren, there's no draft picks until the year 2345 and these drama queen loser cowards attack arguably the most loyal hockey fanbase in the world.
I hope they all get deep tissue massages with a prickly pear cactus and f*** off to some team where no one cares because that's what these cowards want.
EDIT: except Matthew Knies and Chris Tanev. And maybe Stolarz? But definitely the first two. Everyone else can rub their dicks with Molotov Cocktails.
FactsIf Matthews knew he was playing for a high end purse instead of the Stanley Cup he’d try harder imo
9 years of being “hurt” in the playoffs is what I’m told. Proof is in the pudding. He disappears when the going gets tough.
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LMAO Malkin at his peak was Mario Lemieux lite, that's not in the same universe as Captain Groper McPornstache. Malkin at his absolute best was borderline unstoppable.He’s not a small guy either. He’s the same size as Malkin. I’ve never seen Matthews just take over a game with his size like Malkin did. Granted it’s partly why his body has broken down the way it has. But you don’t see him competing in the corners or in front of the net. Factor in the amount of money he makes $13.250mil you’re expecting him to be the best.
For as much shit Kessel went through in his time in Toronto he gave much more of himself than any of the “core 4”
LMAO Malkin at his peak was Mario Lemieux lite, that's not in the same universe as Captain Groper McPornstache. Malkin at his absolute best was borderline unstoppable.
And any Leafs fan with a brain will tell you that Kessel got a raw deal here. Not his fault Burke overpaid to bring him to Toronto. Moving him out was a terrible trade value-wise but it had to be done though.
Penguins legend Jordan Staal strikes first
And here I namedropped him sarcastically on the Pens board earlier![]()
That one guy who said there weren’t any former Pens on the Canes is a dolt
That’s going to be called back
To be honest, most of the folks left on the Pens board now are dolts.
90% of the good posters either left/got chased off with all the whining/just stopped posting