Useless Thread MMX: Capitals are worthless divers un-appreciation thread

[John Price]

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

This is dreadful content even by JP Roomba standards.

 

[John Price]

Think Caleb Williams might be a bust. He took a lot of sacks last season.

 

[John Price]

@Deputy McRizzy serious question dude but when was the last time you actually went back to Chicago? I mean you've been Atlanta, Utah and Arkansas why don't you just move back to Illinois with the woman and Quintaveous and get a good job in the city?

Eventually you need to settle down and give Quintaveous a nice home to grow up in.

 

[John Price]

@MetalheadPenguinsFan did you see my fat joke I made about you

 

[John Price]

A friend of mine who’s a Canadian — very, very, very top guy, most of you would have heard of him — a highly neurotic, retired video game player, seriously overweight, and he takes the fat shot.

And he called me up … he’s a rough guy, smart guy, very successful, … "JP, could I ask you a question? I’m in Kitchener, and I just paid for this damn fat drug I take to fit into my Size 52 jerseys."

I said, "It’s not working".

 

[John Price]

If I took the fat drug I would slim down from 162 (during depression) to 125

I think I might do it boys. But the only problem is my pants are too loose now lol because of all my drastic weight loss (175-> 162 in 3 days!) @End of Line you are a fitness nerd is this all water weight? Will it grow back?

I don't f***ing care because I feel like a young man now lol

 

[John Price]

Dude I'm telling you it's all stuff trapped in your colon lol. Once you purge it all out the weight loss is dramatic.

 

[John Price]

Let's be honest with @Deputy McRizzy meager salary he couldn't afford the Loop of chicago or even Schamburg @Mrfenn92

He probably end up in the South Side

Yeah I can see why he doesn't want to move there lol.

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

@Deputy McRizzy serious question dude but when was the last time you actually went back to Chicago? I mean you've been Atlanta, Utah and Arkansas why don't you just move back to Illinois with the woman and Quintaveous and get a good job in the city?

Eventually you need to settle down and give Quintaveous a nice home to grow up in.

I don’t like living in the Midwest. I have a good job. I’ve been back to visit 4 times since last September.

We bought the house we live in currently almost 3+ years ago.

Christ you’re f***ing stupid.

 

[John Price]

Let's just say the South Side is the equivalent of going south of the Theater district @End of Line

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

Let's be honest with @Deputy McRizzy meager salary he couldn't afford the Loop of chicago or even Schamburg @Mrfenn92

He probably end up in the South Side

Yeah I can see why he doesn't want to move there lol.

My wife and I do very well and could afford to comfortably live in literally any city in the US.

 

[John Price]

What did you say about Pittsburgh and Columbus? Dude they have separate hockey teams lol. Different cities boss.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Shut up, slap nuts

 

[John Price]

Shut up, slap nuts

No you missed it, the meme is "Dude shut up"

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Win 15 games and get home field.

Game 1 of playoffs.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Shut up, slap nuts

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I see we are back to having JP The Insufferable Twat…

 

[John Price]

Goff was never elite. He was always overrated.

 

[John Price]

I see we are back to having JP The Insufferable Twat…

take the shot tubby

 

[John Price]

@MetalheadPenguinsFan