Useless Thread MMX: Capitals are worthless divers un-appreciation thread

[End of Line]

Caps have as many cups as Vegas. That’s embarrassing

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Evgeni Malkin Considering Retirement In 2026

Will the Pens' other franchise cornerstone down the middle step away from the NHL after next season? Read more at Pro Hockey Rumors.

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Penguins cheating LTIR.

Reading comprehension: 0/100

"the tide is shifting toward Malkin ending his NHL career when he becomes an unrestricted free agent in 2026"

 

[John Price]

Lmao @Sega Dreamcast @End of Line @PanthersPens62

 

[End of Line]

OV’s been suspended more times than he’s made it past the 2nd round

 

[John Price]

It's so sad that Yzerman has taken over Detroit and they've missed the playoffs 9 straight years after making it 25 straight.

Turns out you can't win as much with a salary cap and not hoarding Russians all over your roster.

 

[John Price]

You know the only reason Detroit won all those cups in the 90's was because they had a stranglehold on the Russian market? They smuggled in a ton of Russian players into the team and won all those cups.

 

[John Price]

I kind of wish the Penguins had left Pittsburgh they don't deserve hockey there. It's just not a hockey town

 

[John Price]

Good thing about Pens struggling is that all the fairweather fans have moved on to be Yankee, Red Wing and Dodgers fans.

 

[John Price]

Pens struggling, become Ohio State fan like Amanda Vance

Bitch those cities are like 500 miles apart. The overlap is real low here dog

 

[John Price]

Columbus has own hockey team

"Go Pens"

 

[End of Line]

Good thing about Pens struggling is that all the fairweather fans have moved on to be Yankee, Red Wing and Dodgers fans.

You’re talking about yourself here

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Columbus has own hockey team

"Go Pens"

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Says the Ravens, Lakers, and Yankees fan.

 

[End of Line]

Says the Ravens, Lakers, and Yankees fan.

And Michigan

 

[John Price]

You’re talking about yourself here

No we dont' have fairweather fans here

Penguisn on the other hand have seen their fanbase drop during losing times. No real fans in Pittsburgh. Too many other things to do like watch the Steelers and complain about Tomlin some more to care about hockey.

Penguins are like the 3rd followed team there behind Pirates baseball and Steelers football.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

And Michigan

And f*** ass Korean baseball

 

[John Price]

Are Detroit fans actually happy with Yzerman? He's done nothing since leaving Tampa.

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

And when they took over the UT, Deputy McRizzy — who has no clue — you know, he rides during work on his bicycle with his, in all fairness, with his son on the back, which is a nice, loving relationship ... But he didn’t have a clue.

This guy didn’t have a clue; and he’s actually a contender for UT poster of the year, between him and @End of Line, You can have those clowns.

No idea why you think it’s an insult I’m trusted to get my work done and that I can go for a bike ride during the day.

Like I said, dumber than a Roomba.

JP Roomba.

 

[John Price]

I get it you respect your captain who won all those cups but at some point you have to stop being a homer and start criticizing the FO. They're not doing a good job.

 

[John Price]

Dan Campbell new job after Lions fail without Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn...

 

[End of Line]

Pens struggling, become Ohio State fan like Amanda Vance

Bitch those cities are like 500 miles apart. The overlap is real low here dog

Columbus to Pittsburgh is 185 miles. A shorter distance than all of your stuffed animals put together.

And as I’ve stated many times before, even though you’re a complete f***ing Pejorative Slur, my family lives in northern WV. The Wheeling area to be specific which is a Pittsburgh market. I spent probably 40-45% life there growing up. So what did we watch? Fox Sports Pittsburgh. And who was on there? The Pens and Pirates. Hell, multiple family members worked for Wheeling-Pittsburgh Steel.

At least I’m able to watch sports with my family unlike you, bc you’d rather sit alone in a bar by yourself bc your family wants nothing to do with you. And tbh why would they? Look at what they created. They hate themselves for it.

 

[John Price]

Ben Johnson turned down a chance to work with Jayden Daniels so he could work in Chicago which has no offense whatsoever.

That's a terrible hire. Chicago hasn't had a 4000 yard passer since Sid Luckman.

@Deputy McRizzy But by all means keep buying "suite" tickets to Soldier Field to watch your losers play one Sunday every season lol. Even @End of Line who buys expensive tickets to 3 games a year thinks that's crazy

 

[John Price]

As reprehensible as Detroit is they would still kick Chicago's ass.

 

[John Price]

Been reading Steelers reddit lately and they want the team to tank without Pickens and just roll Rudolph out there.

Sounds like the "flex" of Tomlin never missing the playoffs will come to an end this year. I hate to say it but yinz need to tank and hope the next good QB prospect drops to you lol. You can't get many winning QB's finishing 9-8 or 10-7 every year lol