Useless Thread MMVIII: Playoff Refereeing Appreciation Thread

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Found @John Price on LinkedIn

 

[TheGreenTBer]

What the bloody hell is that

 

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What the bloody hell is that

It’s @John Price

 

[SoupNazi]

@John Price is the kind of guy who thinks “breaking news” means his plushie collection got a new limited-edition Snorlax. This man’s idea of a hot Friday night is alphabetizing his stuffed animals by emotional support level. At 40, he’s not so much a bachelor as he is a museum exhibit: “Extinct Species — Adult Male Who’s Never Left HFBoards.”

He gets less action than an unplugged controller. Even Mario and Luigi—two Italian plumbers who spend all day jumping on turtles—have had more romantic success, and they don’t even speak full sentences. John’s love life is like one of his forum threads: pointless, ignored, and inevitably locked.

Honestly, the only thing more useless than his posts is his hope that anyone outside of his plush zoo wants to date him.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Letting it ride on Edmonton

 

[Beliveau]

No one in this thread including @MetalheadPenguinsFan know who he is. I've been reading him for years and he's not a metal head. From what I can tell he doesn't like any pre-Metallica metal bands.

My "favorite" JP post is the one where he said all posters over 60 should be banned because they have nothing to offer. F off, Orr, Gretzky, Messier, Chelios, etc. we don't want your guest insights here at HF.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I've been reading him for years and he's not a metal head. From what I can tell he doesn't like any pre-Metallica metal bands.

Who??? Me??? Or JP???

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

As I love Ozzy-era Black Sabbath dude….

 

[PanthersPens62]

Hood Morning & Happy Friends-day Wednesday @MetalheadPenguinsFan !!!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hood morning @PanthersPens62

 

[John Price]

@John Price is the kind of guy who thinks “breaking news” means his plushie collection got a new limited-edition Snorlax. This man’s idea of a hot Friday night is alphabetizing his stuffed animals by emotional support level. At 40, he’s not so much a bachelor as he is a museum exhibit: “Extinct Species — Adult Male Who’s Never Left HFBoards.”

He gets less action than an unplugged controller. Even Mario and Luigi—two Italian plumbers who spend all day jumping on turtles—have had more romantic success, and they don’t even speak full sentences. John’s love life is like one of his forum threads: pointless, ignored, and inevitably locked.

Honestly, the only thing more useless than his posts is his hope that anyone outside of his plush zoo wants to date him.

Cleveland fan ejected after 'inappropriate' comment to Red Sox's Jarren Duran

Boston Red Sox outfielder Jarren Duran's encounter with a heckler on Sunday in Cleveland led to the fan's ejection and an apology from the Guardians.

www.usatoday.com

That you?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Lol Leafs…

 

[John Price]

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Mattias Janmark scored the tiebreaking goal in the third period, and the Edmonton Oilers beat the Los Angeles Kings 3-1 Tuesday night for their third consecutive victory and a 3-2 lead in their first-round series.

 

[John Price]

CLEVELAND (AP) — Kyle Manzardo homered to right field to lead off the ninth inning as the Cleveland Guardians snapped a three-game losing streak with a 2-1 win over the Minnesota Twins on Tuesday night.

 

[John Price]

RIP

 

[John Price]

Sandy Alcantara final line: 2.2 IP, 7 H, 7 R, 7 ER, 5 BB, 2 K, 79 pitches - 43 strikes

 

[John Price]

Very busy working hard at 5 AM here.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

All in on the kitties

 

[John Price]

"Gloria Vanderbilt collection"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

All in on the kitties

Me too!!

#PouncingAss

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

While I want to see Ottawa lose for obvious reasons, getting yet another all-time Leafs collapse would be hilarious.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

RIP

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Survived by his siblings, Hugh Weiner and Ivana Caulk

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

One can only wonder why The Last of Us has such mediocre dialog, considering the writer put out great works of cinema like The Hangover Part 3 and Superhero Movie.

 

[SoupNazi]

Cleveland fan ejected after 'inappropriate' comment to Red Sox's Jarren Duran

Boston Red Sox outfielder Jarren Duran's encounter with a heckler on Sunday in Cleveland led to the fan's ejection and an apology from the Guardians.

www.usatoday.com

That you?

Is bad fan behavior really a game a Yankees fan should play?

https://www.mlb.com/news/fans-who-interfered-with-mookie-betts-in-world-series-game-4-banned