Useless thread MMVI: Tommy's Pizza Appreciation Thread

Later this inning the broadcasters say

“So did we lose Wylie for the night?”

“Just hoping he’s gonna be back on the plane by Wednesday, that’s the goal”

“Cause we do have a few ballpark treats for him to try over the next few days… different ballpark treats”

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Baseball continues to not beat the allegations that it's a sport for douchebros.
 
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Tommy DeVito: No more shines, Billy.
Billy Batts: What?
Tommy DeVito: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.
Billy Batts: Relax, will you? You flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with you.
Tommy DeVito: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding. You know, there's a lot of people around.
Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with you. We're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting f***ing fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts: Okay, salud.
Billy Batts: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your f***ing shinebox.
 

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