Useless Thread MMIX: May the Fifth Be With You

[End of Line]

Haven’t been able to sleep all night. Today is going to be a long f***ing day.

 

[Beliveau]

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

 

[John Price]

I refuse to go drinking today

 

[John Price]

Not gonna lie I may change my mind. Ughhh.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Not gonna lie I may change my mind. Ughhh.

Alcoholic

 

[John Price]

Alcoholic

I go to the bar too much it's a problem

 

[John Price]

watching two Japanese baseball games at once I'm impressed they didn't take Monday off like usual

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I go to the bar too much it's a problem

Then don’t go, Dingus….

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Then don’t go, Dingus….

that's why I'm trying not to go today but it depends what's on the menu!

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

that's why I'm trying not to go today but it depends what's on the menu!

If it’s really a “problem” then who cares what’s on the menu Dumbass.

Stay home

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Thank you for ze @PanthersPens62

Always a treat!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hungry kinda

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Meth Kitties gonna rake some Leafs tonight

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

lol Jets

Clark: Eddie, has anyone ever told you you're bad luck?

Cousin Eddie: Those were my mother's dying words. But I guess if your body's covered in third degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy.

 

[John Price]

Clark: Eddie, has anyone ever told you you're bad luck?

Cousin Eddie: Those were my mother's dying words. But I guess if your body's covered in third degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy.

Vegas vacation got so many bad reviews

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Mr. Price after one too many Millerades

 

[John Price]

MOMO

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Vegas vacation got so many bad reviews

Because aside from a few scenes, it sucked ass

 

[John Price]

You ain’t work

as hard as me

bitch

check

my

401k

 

[John Price]

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[John Price]

Looking forward to dipping out at 10:30 to camp outside the local Moe's Southwest Grill™ establishment and grab a free Cinco De Moes T-shirt that I will only wear once a year

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Mr. Price after one too many Millerades

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His reaction to Clark being $4 and 50 cents in the hole