Useless thread MMIII: John Price needs ozempic appreciation thread

[John Price]

happy fire it in there friday to the boys

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

why aren't they Big 10 @End of Line

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

lol

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

WWE paying ESPN to talk about wrestling is such carny shit.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[John Price]

Stephen A yapping on First Take about how he was slighted so unfairly by LeBron in public

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Watching the Elimination Chamber match.

Logan Paul comes out so I skip forward 10 minutes and they're somehow still doing intros.

They're still calling him Seth freakin' Rollins. Like Rollins himself, it's so lame and never going to get over.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Rollins gets thrown out of the ring and lands on the blacks mats where there used to be steel grates.

Immediate time wasting by holding your face near steel chains and lightly bouncing you off of plexiglass.

McAfee being annoying by enthusiastically adding absolutely nothing on commentary.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Damien Priest is the first chamber, literally no pop.

Laughable roster in this main event. Rollins, Drew, Cena, Priest, Punk, and Paul.

As Barrett says they're all "bonafide main event at Wrestlemania tier competitors", lirl.

Paul is out next, crowd starts booing, commentary won't stfu about how great he is.

 

[End of Line]

why aren't they Big 10 @End of Line

Not enough Big 10 schools have women’s teams to make it a stand alone conference so they’re still apart of the WHCA.


Also, LeBron is a MASSIVE cee u next Tuesday

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Damien attacks Paul.

"Damien is in the prime of his career."

"I see what you did there."

Yes, point out the lame joke because us fans are stupid.

 

[John Price]

but console has no keyboard

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Cena is next out, gets a huge pop as he does his 5 moves.

Priest eliminates Drew. Well, there goes me caring about who wins.

Paul eliminates Priest with a pedestrian frog splash that commentary creamed themselves over.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Punk and Cena stare down.

People chanting holy shit despite literally nothing happening, I hate that shit.

Rollins and Cena trading punches. Paul blindsides them.

Punk eliminates Paul, thankfully.

Punk, Rollins, and Cena left. What year is it, jesus christ. Combined age of nearly 130

"3 all time greats" Ehhhhh, Cena definitely, Punk maybe, Rollins definitely not.

 

[End of Line]

Fellow Pens fans: “We need to trade Rakell now!”

Me: “No one is trading for someone with 3 years left on his deal”

 

[John Price]

Fellow Pens fans: “We need to trade Rakell now!”

Me: “No one is trading for someone with 3 years left on his deal”

rakell blows

the defenseman karlsson you all traded for sucks too

 

[End of Line]

rakell blows

the defenseman karlsson you all traded for sucks too

Blows? Ik you hate the Pens but that’s ridiculous

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Punk and Cena hug then start trading punches.

46 vs 47 year old. And they wonder why they have no new stars.

Punk in the STF, just wiggles out of it and reverses it. Man, everyone should just do that.

Crowd is really behind Cena, yes cheer for the part-timer.

Rollins throws Cena through the plexiglass. Wow, we've never seen that one before...

 

[John Price]

Blows? Ik you hate the Pens but that’s ridiculous

i mean they're last place in the Metro there aren't many good players on that team. id say everyone on Pittsburgh is heavily underachieving including Crosby who is in his 40s and washed up

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

i mean they're last place in the Metro there aren't many good players on that team. id say everyone on Pittsburgh is heavily underachieving including Crosby who is in his 40s and washed up

Crosby isn't in his 40s, ass.

Don't be getting all high and mighty just because your cap circumvention team is riding a hot goalie.

The Presidents trophy doesn't mean shit, go do something in the playoffs before you start celebrating.