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Great idea to f***ing take a great property off of network TV and hide it behind a paywall :laugh:

Triple H is a greedy f***.

That’s above his pay grade to make that decision lol


That’s not how it went down at all but ok
 

Great idea to f***ing take a great property off of network TV and hide it behind a paywall :laugh:

Triple H is a greedy f***.

WWE doesn't care about ratings, they're getting paid a lot of money to be on Netflix for 10 years.

You're making a big stink about the ratings in the 2nd of 520 f***ing weeks.

Haha you are poor because you can't afford a Netflix subscription.
 
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lol he just playing without a shirt on

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We arrived in Budapest with Brenda beaming with confidence. The failure in Poland was already a distant memory for her, replaced by dreams of her "goulash lasagna" becoming the next big thing. While I tried to convince her that lasagna was not the universal dish she believed it to be, she was already setting up shop in a park near the Danube River.

Juan, meanwhile, was walking through the city with a new sense of purpose. He had been sketching plushies inspired by Hungarian culture, including a plushie Franz Liszt and an oddly muscular paprika pepper he named "Paprika Paul." Of course, Juan being Juan, he had also made a plushie version of a vampire bat, convinced it would sell as a "Hungarian Dracula" collectible.

As Brenda set up her stand, the locals stopped to inspect her banner: “Brenda’s Famous Goulash Lasagna: It’s a Real Banger!” Some tilted their heads in confusion, others chuckled, and a few brave souls ventured forward to try it.

The first customer, an old woman, cautiously sampled a small bite of the lasagna. She chewed slowly, her face a mask of neutrality. Then she spat it out with dramatic flair, exclaiming something in Hungarian that clearly wasn’t a compliment. The crowd erupted into laughter, and Brenda bristled, muttering, “They don’t recognize genius when they taste it.”

Meanwhile, Juan had decided the best way to promote his plushies was by parading through the streets in a cape, yelling, “Plushie power! Buy one, and you support art!” This strategy lasted exactly ten minutes before a group of teenagers started mocking him, with one boy stealing Paprika Paul and running off. Juan gave chase but tripped over his own cape, crashing into a hot dog cart.

By the evening, we were back at a shabby hostel licking our wounds. Brenda was angrily packing up her lasagna supplies while muttering about “backwards culinary tastes,” and Juan was frantically sewing together a replacement Paprika Paul. I tried to suggest we take a break, maybe go somewhere neutral like Switzerland, but Brenda wasn’t listening.

“No,” she declared, slamming a pot lid for emphasis. “Hungary’s just as blind as Poland. They can’t handle greatness. But I know where they’ll appreciate us.”

I raised an eyebrow. “Where?”

“Ukraine.”

I blinked. “You realize there’s a war going on there, right?”

Brenda waved her hand dismissively. “War or not, those people need comfort food and plushies. And we’re just the ones to bring it to them.”

Juan, who was wearing a bandana and striking a pose with his plushie Dracula, nodded in agreement. “The plushies must be avenged,” he declared dramatically.

I stared at them in disbelief, wondering how I had become part of this lunacy. But knowing Brenda, there was no stopping her once she set her sights on something. Ukraine, war or no war, was next on the bizarre world tour of lasagna and plushies.
 
Against all reason, we were on our way to Ukraine. Brenda had somehow managed to convince a scrappy, no-questions-asked tour bus driver in Budapest to take us across borders under the guise of delivering "humanitarian aid." Of course, that "aid" turned out to be crates of lasagna trays and duffel bags full of Juan's increasingly bizarre plushies.

“I’ve got it all figured out,” Brenda explained, holding a map upside down as the bus rattled along a pothole-laden road. “We set up shop in Lviv, where people will flock to us for comfort. War or no war, people need lasagna and emotional support plushies.”

Juan, who had been sketching furiously in a notebook, chimed in. “I’ve already designed a whole new line of plushies for Ukraine! Plushie Volodymyr Zelenskyy, plushie sunflowers, plushie Molotov cocktails—”

“Hold on,” I interrupted, rubbing my temples. “Plushie Molotov cocktails?”

Juan nodded with absolute seriousness. “For morale.”

Brenda grinned as if this made perfect sense. “See? This is why Juan is the visionary.”

The bus driver, a wiry man named Dimitri who chain-smoked like it was keeping him alive, looked back at us. “You know,” he muttered around his cigarette, “if they arrest you, I’m not involved.”

We crossed the border into Ukraine without much trouble, though the guards raised their eyebrows at Brenda’s declarations about lasagna diplomacy. The moment we arrived in Lviv, Brenda wasted no time setting up a stand in a busy square. She unfurled a garish banner that read: “Brenda’s Banger Lasagna – Fuel for Freedom!”

Despite the absurdity of the situation, locals actually started to gather. Curiosity, hunger, and perhaps the sheer oddity of it all brought them to Brenda’s stand.

“Try my lasagna!” Brenda shouted, cutting a steaming piece for the first brave customer. “It’s a banger that’ll keep you going through anything!”

A few people tried it. Most politely smiled and nodded, but one man muttered something in Ukrainian that I didn’t catch. Judging by his grimace, it wasn’t glowing praise.

Meanwhile, Juan had set up a display of his plushies on a folding table. Children and adults alike stopped to marvel at them, especially the sunflower plushies and the vaguely heroic-looking Zelenskyy. For a moment, I thought, Maybe this ridiculous scheme might actually work.

That was when a Ukrainian military officer showed up.

“What is this?” he asked, glaring at Brenda and pointing to her stand.

“Just spreading some joy and good eats!” Brenda said, undeterred.

The officer looked skeptical. “And the… toys?”

“Emotional support plushies!” Juan declared, holding up a plush Molotov cocktail. The officer’s expression darkened immediately.

“You think this is funny? Making plush weapons? You could get arrested for this!”

Before Brenda or Juan could respond, another commotion broke out nearby. A second officer was holding up one of Brenda’s lasagna trays and shouting. I leaned over to see what was happening and groaned.

Apparently, Brenda’s attempt at incorporating local flavors had gone awry. She had made a lasagna that included borscht, pickled herring, and sour cream as ingredients. It smelled as bad as it sounded.

The square descended into chaos. Locals were shouting, the officers were trying to confiscate everything, and Brenda was waving her arms and shouting about “freedom of lasagna.”

I grabbed Juan by the arm. “We need to go. Now.”

“But my plushies!” he protested as an officer grabbed plushie Zelenskyy and inspected it suspiciously.

“Forget the plushies!” I yelled, dragging him toward the bus. Brenda followed, still yelling something about culinary innovation.

We barely made it onto the bus before Dimitri gunned the engine and sped out of the square. As we bounced down the road, Brenda sat back in her seat, arms crossed.

“Well,” she huffed, “they’ll appreciate us eventually. Visionaries are never understood right away.”

Juan nodded solemnly. “We’ll regroup. Plushies and lasagna will prevail.”

I stared out the window, wondering how much longer I could survive this madness. But knowing Brenda and Juan, there was no escape. And judging by Brenda’s mutterings about “reaching Kyiv next,” the insanity was far from over.
 
Chapter 22: Lisa Vanderpump at Pinky's


The Flamingo shimmered under the neon glow of the Vegas Strip, its iconic pink sign beckoning the trio like moths to a flame. After their blackjack adventure at the Wynn, Brenda had insisted on one final stop before calling it a night: Pinky's, the stylish cocktail bar designed by none other than Lisa Vanderpump herself.


“This place is supposed to be fabulous,” Brenda said as they stepped into the bar, a pink paradise of chandeliers, velvet seating, and floral accents. “Lisa Vanderpump is a legend. She practically invented glamour.”


Juan looked around, skeptical. “Feels like Barbie’s dream house got a liquor license.”


Price grunted, eyeing the menu. “As long as they’ve got whiskey, I’m good.”




The Encounter


The trio took a corner table, sipping on their drinks—Brenda’s pink martini, Juan’s frothy gin cocktail, and Price’s decidedly un-pink whiskey—when a ripple of excitement spread through the room.


“She’s here,” whispered a woman at the next table, clutching her bedazzled purse.


“Who’s here?” Price asked, leaning toward Brenda.


Brenda’s jaw dropped as she spotted the source of the commotion. Lisa Vanderpump herself, clad in a shimmering sequined gown, was gliding through the bar like royalty, flanked by adoring fans and a small entourage.


“It’s her!” Brenda whispered urgently, gripping Price’s arm. “Lisa Vanderpump! The queen of reality TV and cocktails!”


Before Price could reply, Lisa’s gaze swept across the room and landed on their table. To everyone’s shock, she made her way over.




A Conversation with the Queen


“Good evening, darlings,” Lisa said in her unmistakable British accent, her smile radiant. “How are you enjoying my little creation?”


Brenda practically melted, fumbling for words. “It’s… it’s amazing! You’re amazing!”


Juan, ever the charmer, leaned forward. “I have to admit, Lisa, this place is impressive. You’ve got style.”


Lisa laughed, clearly enjoying the attention. “Well, thank you, darling. And you,” she said, turning to Price, “you look like you’re not entirely sold on the pink theme.”


Price smirked. “I’m more of a ‘simple bar and cold beer’ kind of guy. But this whiskey’s not bad.”


Lisa raised an eyebrow, amused. “Not bad? I’ll take that as high praise coming from you.”




Drinks and Wisdom


Lisa sat with them for a few minutes, sharing stories about her inspirations for Pinky’s and her life in Vegas. Brenda hung on every word, while Juan peppered her with questions about her favorite cocktails.


“So, Lisa,” Juan asked, swirling his drink, “what’s the secret to making it big in Vegas?”


Lisa smiled knowingly. “Confidence, darling. Vegas is a place where you can reinvent yourself every night if you want to. But always remember who you are underneath all the glitter.”


Brenda nodded enthusiastically. “That’s so true. Vegas feels like a dream, but you can’t get lost in it.”


Price raised his glass. “Here’s to staying grounded. Even in Barbie’s dream house.”


Lisa laughed, clinking glasses with him.




A Farewell to Remember


As Lisa stood to leave, Brenda mustered the courage to ask for a selfie. Lisa graciously obliged, posing with the trio and leaving them with a memory they’d treasure forever.


“You three are quite the group,” Lisa said, smiling warmly. “Enjoy the rest of your Vegas adventure, darlings.”


“Thanks, Lisa,” Brenda said, starstruck. “You’re incredible.”


As Lisa disappeared into the crowd, Brenda turned to the others, her eyes wide. “Did that just happen?”


Juan grinned. “Not bad for a night in Barbie’s dream house, huh?”


Price shrugged, but even he couldn’t hide a small smile. “Alright, I’ll admit it—this was pretty cool.”


With their spirits high and their Vanderpump encounter to top off the night, the trio left Pinky’s, ready for whatever Vegas had in store next.




To be continued...
 

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