Useless Thread MDXCI: Keith Yandle gigantic contract appreciation thread

[irunthepeg]

I live in Manitoba

do u play for the Bisons

 

[John Price]

He just took 2 dumps for the price of 1.


Little ***** wouldn't **** in the rain this morning.

Train him to **** on demand.

 

[Dog]

do u play for the Bisons

n Winnipeg, Manitoba.
July 2 · ·

Moved to Winnipeg, Manitoba
July 2

 

[irunthepeg]

Train him to **** on demand.

you mean 'on command' ???

 

[irunthepeg]

n Winnipeg, Manitoba.
July 2 · ·

Moved to Winnipeg, Manitoba
July 2

do u play CIS hockej or football?

 

[Siamese Dream]

How competitive is a sandcastle competition? Is it so competitive that you can die from stress?

Have you got any books about noises? Like that really deep noise that makes you do a ****. If you made the right noise loud enough, could you make a person **** their whole selves?

 

[Finnish your Czech]

Could a cake hurt a person?

 

[John Price]

Have you got any books about noises? Like that really deep noise that makes you do a ****. If you made the right noise loud enough, could you make a person **** their whole selves?

On jezzas fb someone accused the top gear dialogue of being scripted

Go on fb and call him an imbecile

 

[Satan]

why did my only Mkhitaryan go on exchange

 

[Siamese Dream]

On jezzas fb someone accused the top gear dialogue of being scripted

Go on fb and call him an imbecile

But it is mostly scripted

 

[irunthepeg]

at times like this,
it's OBVIOUS

 

[Dog]

do u play CIS hockej or football?

yes.

 

[irunthepeg]

yes.

nice what # do u wear?

 

[John Price]

But it is mostly scripted

I remember when ceres threw a fit over that

 

[RayP]

Train him to **** on demand.

i have a better chance of talking you into cleaning your shower and fridge.

 

[John Price]

There was a whole script writing team behind the scenes. Richard Porter (who walked away when Hamster and May walked) used to be one of the driving forces behind the verbal delivery that had us in stitches but there were others which I reckon stayed.

Chris' dialogue is near as dammit the language, tone and delivery that Jezza would use just now....it's such a bad match it's beyond frightening.

Anyway all that aside...August is too far away for this TV Awesomeness....bring it on!

 

[Satan]

my only Mkhi

 

[John Price]

i have a better chance of talking you into cleaning your shower and fridge.

Sounds like your dog needs discipline.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Sounds like your dog needs discipline.

 

[S A W F T*]

If I had a dog I would name him Ray and he would poop on command.

 

[John Price]

Tell John I approve of his hulk buster statue.

 

[Dog]

nice what # do u wear?

 

[Marina]

Could a cake hurt a person?

do you go to York?

 

[RayP]

the hawks signed tootoo yesterday?


ROFL


had no idea he even existed.

 

[Marina]

the hawks signed tootoo yesterday?


ROFL


had no idea he even existed.

bottom six too good