Ooh, heads down, boys.
What? Why? We haven't done anything!
Foreign police, innit?
So?
Don't you even know about foreign police?
What, short-sleeved uniforms? Chunkier truncheons?
Oh, ****ing hell! Mate, they're all corrupt. Basically, if you misbehave and don't have the money to bribe 'em, they take you up to these shepherds' huts in the hills, beat you up and bum ya. And if they don't kill ya, you kill yourself, cos of the shame of getting a ***** whilst you was being bummed.
Right, couple of things. Firstly, the hills here are full of timeshares, not deserted shepherds' huts. Secondly, Crete's in the EU, so I think the standard of policing
probably goes beyond bumming and forced suicide.
Believe what you want. I'm keeping a bribe up my arse just in case.