Useless Thread MDLXXXVIII: The Last UT Ever

[KareemTrustfund]

The only reason I can think of as to why Montreal traded PK Subban is because the habs are a bunch of racismists

 

[Shrimper]

I'm not sure what trade is worse but both are awful for Edmonton and Montreal.

 

[irunthepeg]

My last tie to the Habs is Price. Once he's gone I'm free. Then I only care about the Jets.

 

[Satan]

trades

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Pip I heard you stood up old man Ray when he asked you to go for a beer.

 

[Pip]

Pip I heard you stood up old man Ray when he asked you to go for a beer.

The previous time I got a beer with him he spiked my drink and I woke up without a kidney and with a sore bum.

 

[S A W F T*]

Tampa re-signs Stamkos 8 years, 8.5AAV (1,002)

 

[KareemTrustfund]

The previous time I got a beer with him he spiked my drink and I woke up without a kidney and with a sore bum.

Yeah but he paid for the drink, sooo

 

[Juzmo]

Funny and probably the first time that's been said.

Thanks.

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Tampa re-signs Stamkos 8 years, 8.5AAV (1,002)

He could have got more somewhere else. He must really have a crush on somebody on the Bolts roster to stay.

 

[Dog]

Pip I heard you stood up old man Ray when he asked you to go for a beer.

Do you blame him?

 

[Pip]

Yeah but he paid for the drink, sooo

What I'm saying is nothing can top that.

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Do you blame him?

Yes.

 

[Hammettf2b]

What is going on today!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[KareemTrustfund]

What I'm saying is nothing can top that.

Yeah, it only goes down from there.

 

[Pip]

He even said there was no chance of a 3 way with the woman

Like wtf man what's the point of having online pals if you can't pork them and their gfs/wives

 

[KareemTrustfund]

He even said there was no chance of a 3 way with the woman

Like wtf man what's the point of having online pals if you can't pork them and their gfs/wives

Perhaps the woman contracted some AIDS while licking rusty planks in the Seattle harbor. Ray was looking out for your well being!

 

[Juzmo]

The previous time I got a beer with him he spiked my drink and I woke up without a kidney and with a sore bum.

He put your kidney up ur bum? That sicko.

 

[Dog]

Bergevin slapped subban across the face with his

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Isn't Ray an AIDS baby? I didn't think AIDS was hereditary, but then Ray shows up with his AIDS wife and his AIDS kids. God damn, stop reproducing Potts family!

 

[Pip]

Isn't Ray an AIDS baby? I didn't think AIDS was hereditary, but then Ray shows up with his AIDS wife and his AIDS kids. God damn, stop reproducing Potts family!

Truth

 

[Shrimper]

Inb4 riots in Montreal.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Inb4 riots in Montreal.

I wanted to go shopping downtown tonight. I chose not to, finally.

 

[Dog]

I wanted to go shopping downtown tonight. I chose not to, finally.

But you're in Quebec City

 

[Kairi Zaide]

But you're in Quebec City

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