Useless Thread MDLXXXVII: Kulikov hip-check appreciation thread

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Kyle93

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Mar 30, 2012
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Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored
I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
I was slipping away to paradise
Some say, "Quit or I'll go blind."
But it's just a myth

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
All at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it
 

Finnish your Czech

J'aime Les offres hostiles
Nov 25, 2009
64,453
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Toronto
I made chicken wings

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Kyle93

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Mar 30, 2012
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damn

Sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on
I change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old ****
In a house with unlocked doors
And I'm ****ing lazy

Peel me off this Velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as hell can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a dog in heat
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to my own cell
And I lost the key

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like ****

I got no motivation
Where is my motivation?
No time for the motivation
Smoking my inspiration

Sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got
When ************'s lost its fun
You're ****ing lonely

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored
I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
I was slipping away to paradise
Some say, "Quit or I'll go blind."
But it's just a myth
 

Dog

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Things we know about Finnish your Czech:

- Goes to Ryerson University (He's a RAM)
- Likes the Toronto Maple Leafs
- Loves to spam
- Loves to copy and paste
- Loves to troll
- Is not as good as his younger brother at hockey
- Is vegan
 

Finnish your Czech

J'aime Les offres hostiles
Nov 25, 2009
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1,983
Toronto
Things we know about Doland:

- Goes to Memorial University (He's a SEA****)
- Likes the Montreal Canadiens
- Loves to post
- Loves to make fun of people online because he thinks he's cooler than others
- Loves to
- Is not as good as his older brother at hockey
- Is ovovegetarian
 

Siamese Dream

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Feb 5, 2011
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You're all I have in this teenage twilight
Your golden hair and pale blue eyes
But through all the days and the sleepless nights
We have never been satisfied

Tumbling like the leaves
Yeah we are spiraling on the breeze
Almost to the point of no return
Everything will burn, baby, burn
 

Dog

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Things we know about Doland:

- Goes to Memorial University (He's a SEA****)
- Likes the Montreal Canadiens
- Loves to post
- Loves to make fun of people online because he thinks he's cooler than others
- Loves to
- Is not as good as his older brother at hockey
- Is ovovegetarian

This is not true
 

Kairi Zaide

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Aug 11, 2009
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Quebec City
Things we know about Finnish your Czech:

- Goes to Ryerson University (He's a RAM)
- Likes the Toronto Maple Leafs
- Loves to spam
- Loves to copy and paste
- Loves to troll
- Is not as good as his younger brother at hockey
- Is vegan
he made fried chicken rice
 
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