Useless Thread MDLXXXV: Hugh Jessiman Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

How can you have two sips and dump it don't waste resources

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

So you admit the law is dumb

Yes.

However, whether you agree with the law or not, there's still consequences for breaking it.

 

[yubbers]

lirl

just got an email from a guy named

James B. Puckering

 

[Bones Malone]

Why does ray need to open a beer just to take two sips and dump it out? What's the point of that? If you're thirsty, just drink water.

 

[Guerzy]

wow this baked pasta is incredible

 

[Bones Malone]

I had one full beer, a very weak one at that. And two sips of the second one.


And that's neat.


I wasn't drinking and driving.

You drank a beer and then got behind the wheel of a motor vehicle or did you Uber then too?

 

[RayP]

Can drink in back of an airplane I'm not flying.


Can't drink in the back of a car I'm not driving though.


Makes u think

 

[Guerzy]

Ray swims in front of the elderly because it makes him feel good to show off his body to 75-80 year olds

 

[RayP]

You drank a beer and then got behind the wheel of a motor vehicle or did you Uber then too?

I drove. And was well under the limit.

 

[Guerzy]

Ray you are going to miss Judge Judy while you are away how do you feel about that?

 

[RayP]

Ray you are going to miss Judge Judy while you are away how do you feel about that?

It's gonna be rough m8

 

[Guerzy]

Chiarelli: No number 1 defensemen in this draft

 

[Guerzy]

It's gonna be rough m8

i will snap you Judge Judy clips from youtube

 

[John Price]

When is rays flight.

 

[John Price]

Who'll take care of Joe. Joe just locked in apartment. Barking all day.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Can drink in back of an airplane I'm not flying.


Can't drink in the back of a car I'm not driving though.


Makes u think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SASDbkpqew

nsfw

 

[Bones Malone]

I drove. And was well under the limit.

The Georgia DUI Laws Explained

It is a criminal offense in Georgia to operate a car, truck, motorcycle, or pilot a watercraft when a motorist’s ability is impaired by the use of alcohol or drugs, or if a driver’s blood alcohol concentration (BAC) is above regulated allowances. Drugs that may compromise driving abilities include street drugs, prescription medications, and even over-the-counter medication.

While .08% BAC is the statutory limit at which you may be charged with DUI, you could also be convicted at just .05% if the prosecution can firmly establish beyond a reasonable doubt that you were a less safe driver due to the consumption of alcohol. The legal BAC limit for commercial license holders and underage drivers is even lower. A commercial driver could be convicted at .04% and a driver under the age of 21 could be convicted with a BAC of just .02%

 

[John Price]

Laws are dumb

 

[Bones Malone]

Just saw a commercial for a fishing lure that vibrates claiming that is a generic secret.

How does a plastic lure have genes?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

How long until Ix becomes a sovereign citizen?

The Ambassador of Ixcuincland

 

[Bones Malone]

Laws are dumb

Yup, as someone who smokes enough to sedate an elephant I agree 100%, but they're still laws.

 

[Dog]

lirl

just got an email from a guy named

James B. Puckering

@fyc

 

[Guerzy]

is there anyone here i haven't yet added to facebook? would hate to lose touch in a week when hf shuts down.

 

[Bones Malone]

When you rustle ray about his drinking so bad that he has to drink more

 

[Bones Malone]

is there anyone here i haven't yet added to facebook? would hate to lose touch in a week when hf shuts down.

Im only on MySpace