Useless Thread MDLXXXV: Hugh Jessiman Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

As the driver, he's responsible for everyone inside the vehicle.

Just like with littering, the driver is the one getting the ticket, not the passenger.

The driver isn't getting drunk genius

Therefore the open container doesn't matter

 

[Bones Malone]

I wouldn't have thrown you out. Who knows what's in that container.

Who rinses out a beer can and refills it with something other than beer?

I bet the first time some drunk pukes all over your car you would change your mind.

 

[John Price]

I drive people drunk in the back seat all the ****ing time tell me how someone in the back buckled up drinking a beer casually is illegal

Whose life is in danger because of his actions?

Huh?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The driver isn't getting drunk genius

Therefore the open container doesn't matter

To comply with Section 154, Georgia's open container law must prohibit both possession and consumption of any alcoholic beverage container within the passenger area of any motor vehicle, including the unlocked glove compartment and any area readily accessible by the driver or passengers while seated.

 

[Bones Malone]

District of Columbia
D.C. Code Ann. §25-1001
(a) Except as provided in subsections (b) and (c) of this section, no person in the District shall drink an alcoholic beverage or possess in an open container an alcoholic beverage in or upon any of the following places:
(2) A vehicle in or upon any street, alley, park, or parking area

 

[John Price]

Who cares

Have you ever set foot on a college campus

Have you ever seen a guy drink in the back seat of his buddy's car

Who cares

He's not driving therefore it is legal period

 

[Juzmo]

Juzbro, how are your chickens doing?

Good.

 

[John Price]

Tell me what danger a guy drinking in the back poses to society

 

[Siamese Dream]

Who cares

Have you ever set foot on a college campus

Have you ever seen a guy drink in the back seat of his buddy's car

Who cares

He's not driving therefore it is legal period

Except it literally isn't legal where you live

Just because it isn't hurting anyone that doesn't make it legal

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"Only the person possessing the open container will be charged with a violation, but if there are no passengers, the driver alone will be charged."

Okay, I agree, the driver is a jerk.

 

[RayP]

Maybe he doesn't want to be an illegal rolling saloon.

If you can't put a beer down at 1130am when you've been drinking since 830am for a simple taxi ride and get your panties in a wad when the owner of the taxi won't let you consume it in his property, you seriously have a drinking problem and a serious lack of respect for others property.

I had one beer you jabroni. And then went for a swim after it.

 

[John Price]

Open Container Laws. Most states have laws prohibiting the presence of open cans, bottles, or other unsealed containers of alcoholic beverages (even if empty) on sidewalks, streets, and inside vehicles. So by default, a passenger drinking an alcoholic beverage also is in possession of an open container.
Can Passengers Drink Alcohol In a Car? - DUI Law - FindLaw





Are you ****ing serious

 

[Bones Malone]

Who cares

Have you ever set foot on a college campus

Have you ever seen a guy drink in the back seat of his buddy's car

Who cares

He's not driving therefore it is legal period

Just because people get away worth it doesn't make it legal.

Tell me what danger a guy drinking in the back poses to society

I don't know, distraction to the driver? I didn't make the law, but since it's a law in most states I'll assume there's a good reason.

 

[John Price]

Open container law it is illegal to eat in a car because it's dangerous

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Tell me what danger a guy drinking in the back poses to society

It's almost as if you're expecting the laws to make rational sense.

 

[Bones Malone]

I had one beer you jabroni. And then went for a swim after it.

You've been drinking the same beer you snapped me since 830 this morning?

 

[John Price]

Just because people get away worth it doesn't make it legal.



I don't know, distraction to the driver? I didn't make the law, but since it's a law in most states I'll assume there's a good reason.

He's minding his own business

 

[RayP]

You've been drinking the same beer you snapped me since 830 this morning?

Are you stupid?


I had a beer after work. Then went for a swim, took Joe to in laws, and went to store. I haven't been drinking non stop since 8:30 you clown. I had two sips of the one beer and then dumped it. And haven't had anything since.

 

[John Price]

It's almost as if you're expecting the laws to make rational sense.

So you admit the law is dumb

 

[RayP]

You do realize it's possible to not binge drink, right? Whoa!!

 

[John Price]

If you are driving in Alaska, Connecticut, Delaware, Missouri, Mississippi, Rhode Island, Tennessee, and Virginia, it is not illegal for passengers to drink freely from open containers of alcohol (In Mississippi, the driver is also free to imbibe while driving as long as the driver's .BAC remains below .08%.)

 

[yubbers]

look at this meme

 

[John Price]

By the letter of the law a tailgate for the football game at Ralph Wilson violates open container laws. Can't get drunk in public!

 

[Bones Malone]

Are you stupid?


I had a beer after work. Then went for a swim, took Joe to in laws, and went to store. I haven't been drinking non stop since 8:30 you clown. I had two sips of the one beer and then dumped it. And haven't had anything since.

So you had two beers, or 2 sips of one beer? I'm pretty sure you snapped me 2 beers today.

And no I'm not stupid, I don't condone drinking and driving.

 

[RayP]

So you had two beers, or 2 sips of one beer? I'm pretty sure you snapped me 2 beers today.

And no I'm not stupid, I don't condone drinking and driving.

I had one full beer, a very weak one at that. And two sips of the second one.


And that's neat.


I wasn't drinking and driving.