Useless Thread MDLXV: All for that which you search is within

[Bones Malone]

50 fear no man warrior
Swing swords like Conan
Picture me pen in hand
Write lines knowin' THE SOURCE will quote it
When I die they'll read this
And say a genius wrote it

http://hfboards.mandatory.com/showpost.php?p=118334983&postcount=188

 

[RayP]

I have been telling him this since December and he keeps giving bs excuses like he is too busy.

He's a *****

 

[RayP]

Ix has been up for a few hours, should have taken dog out by now. Have not received snap of dog.


Ix does not actually have a dog. Thank goodness.

 

[Dugray]

I have too many damn cookies at my place. My ex and the girl I'm currently seeing both made cookies recently and brought me some. I don't even that many cookies!

 

[RayP]

The Blackhawks offseason thread might be the worst thread on this entire site. Politics board threads included.

 

[Satan]

Spurs bottled their TITLE challenge, first against West Brom, and then against a weak Chelsea side. In the Chelsea match, Spurs were leading 2-0 at one point but they threw the lead away, and displayed a complete lack of discipline and poise in the process. They then went on to lose their final two games of the season, including losing 5-1 against a relegated Newcastle side. After being clear by 5 points with 3 games left, Spurs ended up finishing BELOW Arsenal on the final day.
In yet another season filled with disappointment for Arsenal, Spurs managed to screw up and give us a sliver of joy to end the season on a somewhat happy note. Now you might be wondering- "How did they manage to **** up this badly?". And to that, there is only one answer:
Lads, it's Tottenham

 

[Guerzy]

When laine leads the whc in points

 

[Dugray]

The Blackhawks offseason thread might be the worst thread on this entire site. Politics board threads included.

Are you a masochist?

 

[Guerzy]

When Jose Bautista gets WALLOPED

 

[Guerzy]

 

[Dog]

Guerzy

 

[Guerzy]

my only Doland

 

[Dog]

Guerzy my friend

 

[Guerzy]

when u look at the weather forecast for the upcoming long weekend and it's going to be really nice out. We're talking 22°C and 11 hours of pure daily sunshine over the course of Saturday, Sunday and Monday

 

[Guerzy]

Have ordered a couple mounts for my kayak

 

[Guerzy]

Couldn't get out yesterday, we had 55 km/h wind gusts all day and evening and i had no interest in paddling against that nor did i want to be blown around the lake like a ****ing feather in the wind. We had flurries yesterday, think about that for a moment. It's mid-May and we had flurries. It was ****ing cold. I wanted to get out on the lake but sometimes you just gotta let mother nature win.

 

[Finnish your Czech]

when u look at the weather forecast for the upcoming long weekend and it's going to be really nice out. We're talking 22°C and 11 hours of pure daily sunshine over the course of Saturday, Sunday and Monday

I'm going to algonquin

You wanna chill?

 

[RayP]

Couldn't get out yesterday, we had 55 km/h wind gusts all day and evening and i had no interest in paddling against that nor do i want to be blown around the lake like a ****ing feather in the wind. We had flurries yesterday, think about that for a moment. It's mid-May and we had flurries. It was ****ing cold. I wanted to get out on the lake but sometimes you just gotta let mother nature win.

Guerzy noted little *****.

 

[Guerzy]

I'm going to algonquin

You wanna chill?

Love Algonquin. My wife and I went to a resort up there a couple years ago and did a bunch of trails in the park. Loved it.

 

[Guerzy]

Guerzy noted little *****.

Hey Ray go **** yourself.

 

[Guerzy]

Wait until you boys get snaps of Guerz in his yak #YakSnaps

 

[Guerzy]

Hi my name is Ray and i let a 7lb dog nearly chew my leg off

You tell me who the little ***** is

 

[Guerzy]

Hi my name is Ray and I let a dog who was 20-30 feet AWAY from me run up to me and nearly chew my leg off. At no point did I think to myself "hey maybe i should peddle my ****ing bike away from this little mutt"

You tell me who the little ***** is

 

[Guerzy]

 

[yubbers]