Useless Thread MDLXII: Talking About Christmas In May Edition

[Kyle93]

 

[izzy]

ix noted mad lol

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Go Pens!!!!

 

[Kyle93]

With that jab good night

It's more a jab at yourself as you are the worst player on our team.

 

[Kyle93]

 

[Hansen]

"Heyy"
"Your bio made me smile"
"How are you ???"

The bio's workin lads altho kinda psycho flurry of openers

 

[Hansen]

I defs matched this girl before and she didn't respond, it was last fall though

 

[Hansen]

Chill girl

Well she already wants to hang out

 

[Chris Hagen*]

Sam's a clinger for sure.

 

[Hansen]

Weird chick, said "Sooooo let's go lie on the beach together k? I promise I look great in a bikini"

I said I was down but jokingly said I couldn't make the same promise tho and now no responses

 

[Kyle93]

Nice

 

[Hansen]

Ways to back off clingers

1. be fat

 

[*Bob Richards*]

MFW I'm secretly trying to match with Hansen on tinder.

 

[Hansen]

MFW I'm secretly trying to match with Hansen on tinder.

I would have super liked you if you were in range already

 

[*Bob Richards*]

I would have super liked you if you were in range already

I accidentally super like people all the time and it makes me cringe lirl

 

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

Chill girl

Well she already wants to hang out

This is all meaningless without pics

 

[Hansen]

This is all meaningless without pics

Not a rocket by any means but would/2


Hindsight defs should have went with option b "Oh really " instead of a sarcastic self deprecating joke but whatevs

 

[Hansen]

Using my grandparents sauna every day whenever I'm here is heaven

 

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

She's a solid 6. Obtain # and set up date while she's still eager

 

[Hansen]

She's a solid 6. Obtain # and set up date while she's still eager

Hasn't responded since my joke that I can't promise that I look good in a bikini

 

[Hansen]

I accidentally super like people all the time and it makes me cringe lirl

Happens every now and then but sometimes I'll super like a girl on the read that she'd be the type who'd find a guy she wouldn't normally swipe putting himself right up in her face

Doesn't work out most of the time, once Ive really started to lose weight it might but who knows

 

[Chris Hagen*]

She's a 6. Nothing wrong with a 6 for a night.

 

[Cochese]

That bird got a chin on her like Jay Leno.

 

[Hansen]

Freudians must have had a hay day with Pollock's art

 

[Kairi Zaide]

going to bed, for my neighbour, seems a really daunting task because of how messy his room is