Useless Thread MDCXXXVIII: Farewell Summer!!!

[John Price]

You like only the worst music man

Yet you don't like ozzy.

Therefore your opinion is invalid.

 

[John Price]

Fire up the round
Another round of shots

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Did your guys' high schools have emergency switches behind the desk in case a kid was going berserk because the school I student taught at did but my school did not

 

[John Price]

Ray.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

I can't get my thermos open

 

[John Price]

How was Arthur.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

It was okay.


I think my thermos is broken.

 

[John Price]

Get a new one during teacher appreciation day at nats Park

 

[John Price]

You say I'm crazy
Cause you don't think I know what you done
But when you call me, baby
I know I'm not the only one

 

[John Price]

If tomorrow all the things were gone
I worked for all my life
And I had to start again
With just my children and my wife
I thank my lucky stars
To be living here today
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom
And they can't take that away
And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
And defend Her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt
I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.

 

[John Price]

Does Olli coerce students to rise for the pledge of allegiance.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Does Olli coerce students to rise for the pledge of allegiance.

Yes I carry a taser and say "get the **** up you commie scum"

 

[John Price]

Heading for the open door

 

[John Price]

Nothing to eat for dinner

 

[John Price]

Where the **** is everyone.

 

[RayP]

Ray.

What

 

[John Price]

What

Did you complete your iron man competition.

 

[RayP]

Did you complete your iron man competition.

It's next Sunday

 

[John Price]

It's next Sunday

Are you training intensively.

 

[RayP]

Are you training intensively.

What do you think? It's a 144 mile race.

 

[John Price]

What do you think? It's a 144 mile race.

Get training then.

 

[John Price]

When you find out Aliya mustafina has been abusing drugs

 

[RayP]

Get training then.

Thanks the advice, coach.

 

[John Price]

Thanks the advice, coach.

Get going!!!

 

[John Price]

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