Useless Thread MDCXXXVII: chel boys

[MainDotC]

Wow I have the UT all too myself

 

[Dog]

I like the update

 

[Satan]

get outta here

 

[Pharrell Williams]

**** a **** a nightstalker, i'm the real ramirez

 

[Pharrell Williams]

murder murder murder climb in through your window, slit your throat
slicker than the slug trail on a mother****ing stripper pole

 

[Pharrell Williams]

i'm the difference between lean and grape juice

 

[Pharrell Williams]

the new "search google for image" feature is pretty cool though

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Best guess for this image: chick fil a sandwich

 

[Pharrell Williams]

I see the deepest greens
I hear the darkest blues
Might not be synesthesia
Might be apartment fumes
G-g-get up and dance
G-g-get up and dance
I w-w-wipe my son's ass
And get **** on my hands
He'd get in my car and be like
"Daddy play some Busdriver"
Why the ****'s it take two lines to do a one liner
And why's it take three beats to do a two-step
Sick days, I got two left
So I take five, Dave Brubeck
I make jazz jokes so I'm flat broke
Mad at LOST and that black smoke
**** you if you're a white man that assumes I speak for black folks
**** you if you're a white man who thinks I can't speak for black folk
Let that soak in your rap quotes

 

[Pharrell Williams]

why is verizon guyy doing commercials for sprint now, sprint sux

 

[Satan]

cameron

 

[Pharrell Williams]

tyler

 

[Kyle93]

Walking around.

 

[MainDotC]

why is verizon guyy doing commercials for sprint now, sprint sux

who's the chick for AT&T

 

[Pharrell Williams]

who's the chick for AT&T

a real cutie with a real booty

 

[Kyle93]

who's the chick for AT&T

Milana Vayntrub fool.

 

[MainDotC]

Milana Aleksandrovna Vayntrub

 

[MainDotC]

Milana Vayntrub fool.

okok - I thought she was vzw so her name didn't come up. I see now it's AT&T

 

[Help]

clearly says her name is lily, idiots

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Firefox > Chrome

 

[MainDotC]

Checkers > Rallys

 

[MainDotC]

Timmy Ho's grilled bagel sandwich omfg I'm so hungry right now

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Firefox > Chrome

zaide you have all the worst opinions

 

[MainDotC]

Darth Vader cleans Virginia Highway

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Darth Vader cleans Virginia Highway

do you like bibibop and melt?