Useless Thread MDCXXXII: UT Will Never Die

[Pharrell Williams]

ray how would you kill me

 

[RayP]

That's strange, it's not exactly a fancy, expensive beer. It's a standard beer they have on tap in a lot of pubes and bars

price wise i think it's a little more than our domestic macros.... but on the same price point as say a heineken.

 

[Hammettf2b]

you need to be able to see to pee and/or poop?

Peeing in the dark is quite easy. You aim until you hear the splash. That's when you know you're aiming in the right spot.

Pooing on the other hand, I tend to take a peek at the toilet paper to see if there are any remnants left to wipe.

 

[RayP]

ray how would you kill me

i wouldn't.



i'm all bark and no bite. giant *****.

 

[RayP]

Peeing in the dark is quite easy. You aim until you hear the splash. That's when you know you're aiming in the right spot.

Pooing on the other hand, I tend to take a peak at the toilet paper to see if there are any remnants left to wipe.

or just piss in the shower. bam.


no mess.


and water saved via not needing a flush. just turn the shower on for a quick second or two to rinse it all down.

 

[Siamese Dream]

price wise i think it's a little more than our domestic macros.... but on the same price point as say a heineken.

I bought a 4 pack of 440ml cans in Asda for £4.50, same price as the packs of Carling and Kronenbourg I usually buy.

 

[Finnish your Czech]

"What's the greatest technological advancement in the world"

Then someone responds with "writing"

 

[RayP]

I bought a 4 pack of 440ml cans in Asda for £4.50, same price as the packs of Carling and Kronenbourg I usually buy.

this may as well have been written in german.

 

[irunthepeg]

peg why are you suggesting my death, this is so unexpected from you, i am hurt and crying now.

just curious if he would

i'd kill olli for a sweet tea.






and i hate sweet tea.

lmao

Peeing in the dark is quite easy. You aim until you hear the splash. That's when you know you're aiming in the right spot.

Pooing on the other hand, I tend to take a peak at the toilet paper to see if there are any remnants left to wipe.

until you hear the splash what if you don't hear that splash in water...

 

[RayP]

anyone ever get really drunk and pee somewhere other than a toilet? i have a few friends that have pissed in their hampers.



there have been a few times i woke up having to pee so bad i'm legit shocked i didn't just piss myself in bed. never peed anywhere weird, though.

 

[Bones Malone]

85% sure i could.

sometimes if i wake up in the middle of the night and have to **** i think i can gamble on this but when it gets time to wipe i blind myself with the light to make sure it's done right

I've been fooled by the "brown marker effect" too many times to trust not having any light. At home, maybe. 7:30 AM at work when I have to be there for 8 more hours, no chance I'm risking it.

 

[RayP]

I've been fooled by the "brown marker effect" too many times to trust not having any light. At home, maybe. 7:30 AM at work when I have to be there for 8 more hours, no chance I'm risking it.

come on, live a little for once.

 

[Bones Malone]

anyone ever get really drunk and pee somewhere other than a toilet? i have a few friends that have pissed in their hampers.



there have been a few times i woke up having to pee so bad i'm legit shocked i didn't just piss myself in bed. never peed anywhere weird, though.

Not from drinking.

When I was a kid I used to sleepwalk and piss in the kitchen garbage can. Maybe the dining room chair a couple times too.

 

[RayP]

i was on a bike ride the other day and my shorts felt like i legit **** myself. i was concerned i pinched one out without realizing, especially since my dump earlier that morning was colorful to say the least.


turns out i didn't, but it sure as hell felt like it. talk about uncomfortable.

 

[Siamese Dream]

anyone ever get really drunk and pee somewhere other than a toilet? i have a few friends that have pissed in their hampers.



there have been a few times i woke up having to pee so bad i'm legit shocked i didn't just piss myself in bed. never peed anywhere weird, though.

I have seen people peeing in ATM machines during a night in the town

 

[Satan]

Maccas

 

[Bones Malone]

come on, live a little for once.

I don't consider sitting around all day at work with a stinky, itchy ******* to be "living a little".

 

[Pharrell Williams]

i wouldn't.



i'm all bark and no bite. giant *****.

do you want to be friends

 

[Pharrell Williams]

why won't shrimper accept my trade of jamaal charles for tj yeldon

 

[Pharrell Williams]

We got some straightening out to do. I'm not gonna miss you like a child misses it's blanket cause I'VE GOT TO GET A MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE. It's time to be a big girl now... And big girls don't cry.

 

[izzy]

Big Mean Ray is Rays commentary name in this game lol

 

[Satan]

The boysare

 

[Finnish your Czech]

The boysare

Is religion a technology

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Is religion a technology

yes and technology is a religion wow

 

[irunthepeg]

!kiss Satan
!kiss Izzy
!kiss FyC