Useless Thread MDCXXXII: UT Will Never Die

[RayP]

I'm at work right now if my coworker beside me bounces for a bit I will



that was probably him in the next stall

better than this

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Apparently every wednesday 12-1 and friday 2-4 I am a political scientist

Nice

be a constructivist it'll be fun wait no be a realist it'll be more fun

 

[Dog]

What's your bench press 1rm

69 kg

 

[irunthepeg]

better than this

I'm glad you have to have a key card to get to our floor, would hate if we ever had to deal with that

 

[Pharrell Williams]

i think i will cook ribs this weekend to celebrate contributing to society ehat

 

[Satan]

**** ywah

 

[irunthepeg]

What's your bench press 1rm

i'm so lnge

 

[Pharrell Williams]

i feel stuffed full of food but all i have had today was a peanut butter and banana bagel sandwich and the rest of the banana and a few pieces of maple candy what is happening to me

 

[Finnish your Czech]

69 kg

Haha loser!!

 

[irunthepeg]

**** ywah

count down to 70k

 

[Bones Malone]

Lmao



Going to a cabin tonight until Sunday, don't know how much I'll snap cause the reception there is terrible.

Lmao so I sent most of you the first snap that I got into a stall in the bathroom and the motion light was off in there so that means it's been 15 min since there's been any movement and then I realized there was a dude in another stall. WHen I walked in I heard the sound of an inhale as if he joke woke up lmao. I heard him rustling the TP so I figured he was done so I ended my **** early so I could see who it was and when I flushed and opened the stall he stopped moving. He chickened out. But a few minutes later I saw one of the guys in my team walk by I think it was him

We have those dumb motion lights in the newly renovated bathroom at my work. It malfunctioned one day and shut off 2 seconds past the point of no return on me. So I figure someone will come in any second, there's like 100 people here. Nope. 5 minutes later I'm firing up the flashlight on my phone and thankful the tile is reflective so I can see what I'm doing.

 

[Finnish your Czech]

i'm so lnge

What's your bicep curl 1rm

 

[Siamese Dream]

Drinking Amstel

 

[RayP]

We have those dumb motion lights in the newly renovated bathroom at my work. It malfunctioned one day and shut off 2 seconds past the point of no return on me. So I figure someone will come in any second, there's like 100 people here. Nope. 5 minutes later I'm firing up the flashlight on my phone and thankful the tile is reflective so I can see what I'm doing.

you need to be able to see to pee and/or poop?

 

[irunthepeg]

We have those dumb motion lights in the newly renovated bathroom at my work. It malfunctioned one day and shut off 2 seconds past the point of no return on me. So I figure someone will come in any second, there's like 100 people here. Nope. 5 minutes later I'm firing up the flashlight on my phone and thankful the tile is reflective so I can see what I'm doing.

it's actually super nice in our bathroom, temp is a bit warmer than the rest of the office, dimly lit, nice finish on the stalls, nice tile... I could see myself taking a nap if I brought a pillow

What's your bicep curl 1rm

69kg

 

[Bones Malone]

you need to be able to see to pee and/or poop?

You can wipe and get 100% clean in pitch dark?

 

[RayP]

Drinking Amstel

the only people i know that drink amstel are 50+ year old country club type men.



better get that pinky up, peen.

 

[RayP]

You can wipe and get 100% clean in pitch dark?

85% sure i could.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

i am so sleepy i will go to sleep at like 6 tonight

 

[irunthepeg]

You can wipe and get 100% clean in pitch dark?

sometimes if i wake up in the middle of the night and have to **** i think i can gamble on this but when it gets time to wipe i blind myself with the light to make sure it's done right

 

[RayP]

would kill for a beer. almost been 2 weeks.

 

[irunthepeg]

would kill for a beer. almost been 2 weeks.

would you kill olli for a biere

 

[RayP]

would you kill olli for a biere

i'd kill olli for a sweet tea.






and i hate sweet tea.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

peg why are you suggesting my death, this is so unexpected from you, i am hurt and crying now.

 

[Siamese Dream]

the only people i know that drink amstel are 50+ year old country club type men.



better get that pinky up, peen.

That's strange, it's not exactly a fancy, expensive beer. It's a standard beer they have on tap in a lot of pubes and bars