Useless Thread MDCXIX - Gord Downie Appreciation Thread

[Satan]

investigate 311

 

[Satan]

whats ur fav hip album bro

 

[Bones Malone]

69,000 post

 

[Bones Malone]

Why do some people undo their belt at the urinal?

 

[irunthepeg]

whats ur fav hip hop album bro

Lupe Fiasco - The Cool, Shad K - TSOL, Chance The Rapper - Coloring Book

 

[Bee Sheriff]

whats ur fav hip album bro

part time Virgos maze

 

[Oogie Boogie]

omnomnomnom

 

[Satan]

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Las Vegas Desert Knights. How are you going to market a team with such a terrible name? How are going to stick a team in Vegas, a place famous around the globe and rich in culture, and NOT name the team something that reflects that? What does this name even mean?

This is 100% the worst name I have ever heard. If someone tried to name their team this in NHL 17 franchise mode, EA would EMP your house and destroy your XBOX.

I feel bad for the marketing guy who has to sit there and try to somehow get people excited about this name. The fans? I feel REALLY sorry for them. They have been given a generic name, that neither reflects hockey OR their culture.

They would be better named the Las Vegas Unicorns, Or the Nevada Heat Strokes, or ANYTHING other than this. Who advised him this was a good name? This sounds like a name someone in a hangover movie would propose and everyone takes it serious because they are all strung out.

How this guy going to pay all of this money and screw it up this bad? Perhaps he has a fetish of pissing off a ton of people and pissing away millions in dollars?

This is the most boring name ever. If this name was spongebob, it would be the normal version of spongebob

What are their Jersey's going to be? I feel sorry for the artist who has to envision a design for such a generic name. How are they going to try and steal the London Knights name, and then choose a worse version of it when they can't do it?

Surely I am not the only one who thinks this name is the dumbest thing to happen to the NHL in years?

 

[Bones Malone]

Which mod posts up all day not posting just waiting to lock the new UT until the current one ends?

They are quick!

 

[Oogie Boogie]

I honestly don't like the name, but if that's what they are going to use then so be it.

 

[Bones Malone]

Not a fan of two-name team names

 

[Bones Malone]

Montreal French Canadians
Ottawa Parliament Senators
Buffalo Sharp Sabres
Pittsburgh Waddling Penguins

 

[Satan]

///////jangling man

 

[Siamese Dream]

Living and dying, laughing and crying
Once you have seen it, you will never be the same
Life in the fast lane is just how it seems
Hard and it's heavy, it's dirty and mean

 

[Butchered]

Why do some people undo their belt at the urinal?

I walked in on a dude once that had his pants all the way down at the urinal. Around his ankles. At the urinal.

 

[Bones Malone]

I walked in on a dude once that had his pants all the way down at the urinal. Around his ankles. At the urinal.

Ridiculous

 

[Bones Malone]

That's more annoying than guy who wants to talk at the urinal guy

 

[Bones Malone]

Hey buddy, can this wait a second until we both don't have our dicks in our hands?

 

[Siamese Dream]

Not a fan of two-name team names

I always laughed at those two-names teams in the minors and juniors like St. John Sea Dogs, Greenville Swamp Rabbits, Edmonton Oil Kings, Cape Breton Screaming Eagles, Orlando Solar Bears

 

[Satan]

I walked in on a dude once that had his pants all the way down at the urinal. Around his ankles. At the urinal.

that was me

 

[Satan]

how'd my cheeks look

 

[Bones Malone]

how'd my cheeks look

Rosy

 

[Butchered]

You had some pretty tiiiiiiiiiiight briefs on.

 

[Bones Malone]

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