Useless Thread MDCXIX - Gord Downie Appreciation Thread

[Guerzy]

you get charged extra for extra pickles

okay

 

[irunthepeg]

Cowboys/Redskins???

ah it's the Bills... so close

 

[irunthepeg]

okay

how many pickles would you prefer between those buns???

 

[Satan]

these are not very gud

 

[Guerzy]

Notable absence of SoupyFIN lately...

 

[Satan]

when an intellect like Satan has to teach the LNGE how tech businesses function

 

[Guerzy]

when an intellect like Satan has to teach the LNGE how tech businesses function

 

[Satan]

 

[Bones Malone]

I'll buy them from you for $20USD

 

[Satan]

 

[Bones Malone]

That's like a down payment on a car

 

[irunthepeg]

when an intellect like Satan has to teach the LNGE how tech businesses function

@satan why weren't u memeing in there @ixcuincle 's #1 bro

 

[Satan]

I'll buy them from you for $20USD

wire me the funds

 

[Bones Malone]

wire me the funds

Bitcoins sent

 

[Satan]

@satan why weren't u memeing in there @ixcuincle 's #1 bro

im a nigerian prnice

 

[Cody Webster]

I think he's property of Compound Media on the Cumia Network

ROFL. Bobo being someone's property is as funny as ix having a real job

 

[Satan]

Bitcoins sent

ive found a deposit box of a former Buffalo diplomat it contains $1.4M american

if u agree, it is 70% for you and 30% for me
please send me $500 and i will take that as goodwill and upon receiving the money i will transfer you 70% of the funds

 

[John Price]

Is ix going to The Losers @ The Racists game tonight?

Guess

 

[Guerzy]

would

 

[Satan]

 

[Bones Malone]

Guess

Yes?>=

 

[Bones Malone]

 

[Satan]

Dear Sir:

I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at 69-420-6669. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Prince Satan

 

[Bones Malone]

Dear Sir:

I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at 69-420-6669. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Prince Satan

Reported to the FBI

 

[Satan]