Useless Thread MDCXCVI: For ages 20 and up

[RayP]

Do it.

How long have you been with her?

I've been with my wife for a shade over 11 years, since I was 17. I asked her last night how many times she thought we have had sex over this time. I figured it has to be 1700+ times.

Lmao

Not sure exactly, but a long time.


Gotta be at least 2000.

 

[Guerzy]

Not sure exactly, but a long time.


Gotta be at least 2000.

Pretty wild when you think about it.

Sex with one person, close to 2000 times.

 

[RayP]

Pretty wild when you think about it.

Sex with one person, close to 2000 times.

make u thnk

 

[Guerzy]

make u thnk

 

[Oogie Boogie]

I figured it has to be around 1900 times.

E H A T

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Holy ****.

 

[irunthepeg]

e h a t

 

[irunthepeg]

s k o g

 

[irunthepeg]

post memes or die tryin

 

[Hammettf2b]

No.


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lol, poor Joe couldn't find his toy after it moved away from him. lirl

 

[Oogie Boogie]

post dreams or die memeing

 

[Hansen]

Holy ****.

Think about it, 3 times a week for 5 years or so? That's around 1000 with a +/- of 200 for variance. Could be way way higher than that too if its an intimate couple.

 

[RayP]

Honestly? I'd see if Buffalo would be interested in Kane. I don't know if they would do an Eichel but Kane has "top 5 player" cache and hometown appeal that would maybe get Buffalo to pull the trigger. Doubtful, but I don't think this team can realistically carry both T and K without either playing at a superstar (overall impact...not this score and skate around half-assed Kane BS) level. Toews is likely untradeable now....I think we could trade Kane and be immediately better...and with more salary flexibility (even better if both Kane and Seabs go).

 

[Hansen]

I'm going to rap about the social injustices perpetuated by the people in Athens and how they murdered Socrates

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Think about it, 3 times a week for 5 years or so? That's around 1000 with a +/- of 200 for variance. Could be way way higher than that too if its an intimate couple.

Most married couples I know though never have that much sex.
Like they might do it every couple of months if that.

 

[Hansen]

I was talking with DSP during his last stream, he was reading like only my comments for a bit there lmao

 

[Hansen]

Most married couples I know though never have that much sex.
Like they might do it every couple of months if that.

Ray is still newly married.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Send a girl my way.
Girls here suck.

 

[Guerzy]

tarps off

 

[Guerzy]

Think about it, 3 times a week for 5 years or so? That's around 1000 with a +/- of 200 for variance. Could be way way higher than that too if its an intimate couple.

Ya, 3 seemed like a good number so that's what I used.

Most married couples I know though never have that much sex.
Like they might do it every couple of months if that.

That must be awful.

 

[Hammettf2b]

i was talking with dsp during his last stream, he was reading like only my comments for a bit there lmao

dsp?

 

[Guerzy]

Ray do you ever see yourself having sex with your wife once every couple months (if that)?

No ****ing way.

 

[Hansen]

dsp?

DSPStanky, my Lucio dad who inspired me to start maining Lucio and playing comp seriously

 

[RayP]

Ray do you ever see yourself having sex with your wife once every couple months (if that)?

No ****ing way.

Won't have a wife if that's the case. Or her [REDACTED] is broken, then maybe that'd make sense.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

That must be awful.

Yeah I know there were a few times were I knew it would bother them (at least one individual) but then a lot of other times they would just shrug it off.
One hadn't had sex in a couple of years with his wife


I should get married.
Papa Oogie