Useless Thread MDCLXX: Resist Capitalism

[irunthepeg]

I love to Like™ Guerzy's Facebook statuses

 

[Pharrell Williams]

I use a SECRET ALIAS on facebook, do not tell.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

"I like Ben Carson." I think I am ghosting this woman now.

 

[Hansen]

New tinder opening:
"Hey, how are you?"
"Good, how are you?"
"Horrified by our current socioeconomic climate, thoughts"

I don't like how you respond to yourself

 

[Hansen]

"I like Ben Carson." I think I am ghosting this woman now.

What if she is trolling you

 

[Finnish your Czech]

I dunno.




Why am I even talking to girls who don't resist capitalism

I guess it can be fun in an ironic way ??

 

[Pharrell Williams]

What if she is trolling you

Then she is annoying, still ghosting

 

[Pharrell Williams]

I guess it can be fun in an ironic way ??

Rofl

 

[Finnish your Czech]

Rofl

it's funny because she thinks you think she's smart, but you actually think she's hilariously unintelligent

 

[Hansen]

Practicing how to play Lucio like DSPStanky

 

[Pharrell Williams]

it's funny because she thinks you think she's smart, but you actually think she's hilariously unintelligent

Yes but it is also very depressing :/

 

[Finnish your Czech]

Did you know that goths have some of the lowest life satisfaction of any subculture with the exception of traffic wardens?

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Wake up to the sound of your fleeting heart

 

[Hansen]

This Latina girl with a great bum keeps on liking my instas but ignored me when I messaged her on tinder when she started doing it a month ago

 

[Pharrell Williams]

At least I just started messaging a cute quirky girl on tindy maybe I can touch her butt one day

 

[Pharrell Williams]

I'm supposed to touch a butt on Tuesday but she is just so boring idk if I want to

 

[Hansen]

Get the butt touch

 

[Hansen]

Lastening to U2

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Stop touching the butt

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Listening to weeb music

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Hearing weird noises outside, if I die I will miss the lounge.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

 

[Guerzy]

boys

 

[Hansen]

Hearing weird noises outside, if I die I will miss the lounge.

Tfw you end up stuck and attached to the living world as a ghost because of Internet forums

 

[Oogie Boogie]