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Ceremony

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Driving Instructor: What did you stall for?
Mark Corrigan: Because I can't drive. That's why I'm having a driving lesson.
Driving Instructor: All right, fine. Go again, easy on the clutch.
Mark Corrigan: [voiceover] He hasn't even told me which pedal is which! He's assuming an incredible degree of knowledge.
[Mark stalls again]
Driving Instructor: Bloody hell, you are terrible.
Mark Corrigan: I'm sorry, but I can't drive. Maybe in your career as a driving instructor you may get one or two pupils from failed states like Eritrea where they have no licensing infrastructure but basically already know how to drive, however I should warn you that the vast majority are going to be people like me, who can't drive.
 
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Ceremony said:
Driving Instructor: What did you stall for?
Mark Corrigan: Because I can't drive. That's why I'm having a driving lesson.
Driving Instructor: All right, fine. Go again, easy on the clutch.
Mark Corrigan: [voiceover] He hasn't even told me which pedal is which! He's assuming an incredible degree of knowledge.
[Mark stalls again]
Driving Instructor: Bloody hell, you are terrible.
Mark Corrigan: I'm sorry, but I can't drive. Maybe in your career as a driving instructor you may get one or two pupils from failed states like Eritrea where they have no licensing infrastructure but basically already know how to drive, however I should warn you that the vast majority are going to be people like me, who can't drive.
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I'M NOT GOING! WHY'S IT NOT GOING?! WHY ISN'T IT GOING?!
YOU'VE GOT THE HANDBRAKE ON YOU COCK!

SHIT I CAN'T FIND THE BITING POINT, WHERE IS THE BITING POINT
 
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THIS was not supposed to happen for Marko in Colorado. I am completely stirred right now. Get Marko Dano out of Colorado, they're going to ruin his career just like Quenneville/Chicago and Maurice/Winnipeg tried to do. Anybody who can't see the things he does is clearly not watching correctly and clearly doesn't know the game and what to watch for. Incredible IQ. Magnificent angles. Elite positioning. He just KNOWS where to be and when. It isn't Marko Dano who looks bad for Colorado, it's the players he is playing with who don't know how to make proper reads which is leaving Marko Dano hung out to dry and look bad when actually Marko looks elite and his linemates are flops. Not the fanciest looking skater but neither was Luc Robitaille. Get him out of Colorado asap. They could have had a great 3rd liner who could have filled into the top 6 when needed, and eventually should have been a real solid top 6 winger. Think 20g, 50 pts. **** this.
 
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THIS was not supposed to happen for Marko in Colorado. I am completely stirred right now. Get Marko Dano out of Colorado, they're going to ruin his career just like Quenneville/Chicago and Maurice/Winnipeg tried to do. Anybody who can't see the things he does is clearly not watching correctly and clearly doesn't know the game and what to watch for. Incredible IQ. Magnificent angles. Elite positioning. He just KNOWS where to be and when. It isn't Marko Dano who looks bad for Colorado, it's the players he is playing with who don't know how to make proper reads which is leaving Marko Dano hung out to dry and look bad when actually Marko looks elite and his linemates are flops. Not the fanciest looking skater but neither was Luc Robitaille. Get him out of Colorado asap. They could have had a great 3rd liner who could have filled into the top 6 when needed, and eventually should have been a real solid top 6 winger. Think 20g, 50 pts. **** this.
 
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