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[Finnish your Czech]

NP @irunthepeg

 

[Ceremony]

@Ceremony Went to get my haircut today and the pretty blonde Polish girl has done it like the past 5 or 6 times, but I'm still too scared to ask for "the usual" because it would be really embarrassing if she didn't know it, like that Harry Enfield Polish cafe sketch.

"I'll just have my usual please"
"What is usual?"
"What I've had every day for the last year"
*shrugs shoulders*
"duży cappuccino"

It wouldn't surprise me, she probably sees many customers every day and has nothing but utter contempt for me. Unlike your typical hairdresser, she never speaks to me, which is also an advantage at the same time because she's very quick.

My last haircut was by a different pair of guys than usual. Nice chaps. Had some weird religious music channel on the telly but he didn't seem to resent me and my hair going in, so that was something.

 

[Ceremony]

This has to be a dream! Nothing this bad can happen in reality.

 

[Hansen]

 

[Ceremony]

 

[Bones Malone]

anyone have that old pic of a former lounger on a bike with ray's head photoshopped on it?

 

[irunthepeg]

Please stop it with the unnecessary use of @ and likes. The notifications being sent are causing a heavy load on the servers. If it continues we're going to have to restrict their use.

 

[Guerzy]

Please stop it with the unnecessary use of @ and likes. The notifications being sent are causing a heavy load on the servers. If it continues we're going to have to restrict their use.

but we got new servers in 2017 so how can this be lol.

 

[Finnish your Czech]

@Guerzy man what's up???

 

[Guerzy]

@Guerzy man what's up???

 

[Finnish your Czech]

 

[Siamese Dream]

@Ceremony Jay from The Inbetweeners seen in a Ladbrokes advert

Oh, and followed by the lovely Lily James wasting her talent in an iPhone advert. If you've ever imagined what Half of Ireland girl looked like, she had similar facial features to her.

 

[Ceremony]

Jay loves an advert. Ladbrokes, Game, the car insurance one where he's a seagull

 

[Finnish your Czech]

@Guerzy hope the Jets win tonight! Glad to see you posting

 

[Siamese Dream]

Jay loves an advert. Ladbrokes, Game, the car insurance one where he's a seagull

Got a missed call from Ralph Lauren
It didn't even ring did it?

 

[Guerzy]

@Guerzy hope the Jets win tonight! Glad to see you posting

Thank you so much for the kind words @Finnish your Czech.

 

[Pip]

Guerzy, Today at 4:20 PMReport
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[PullHard]

Hi=ello ...... sup gang???????

 

[Pip]

Hi=ello ...... sup gang???????

haha kiss me lol

 

[PullHard]

the kiss meme is quietly roaring back @Pip

 

[Pip]

the kiss meme is quietly roaring back @Pip

Langley Warriors win provincials - Langley Times

 

[PullHard]

That is one handsome coaching staff! @Pip

 

[Deficient Mode]

the kiss meme is quietly roaring back @Pip

I have popularized the "ehat" meme with every new group of people I meet.

 

[Ceremony]

Great. The big triple. Uninterested, unavailable, and physically repulsed.

 

[PullHard]

Hey @Ceremony