Useless Thread MDCCXIV: Olli Jokinen Appreciation Thread

[Ceremony]

After all the things I've told you about my old coach, are you really surprised?

I'd expect better from someone publicly representing a top league team.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

I ate Seres

 

[Bones Malone]

Nope.

Yup.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

TIL: Immigrants came over in slave ships.

To be honest, we probably should've seen this coming ever since he shocked archaeologists and anthropologists with the revelation that ancient pyramids were in fact constructed to function as grain silos.

Happy B-Day, by the way.

 

[RayP]

Sup Dogge

 

[yubbers]

To be honest, we probably should've seen this coming ever since he shocked archaeologists and anthropologists with the revelation that ancient pyramids were in fact constructed to function as grain silos.

Happy B-Day, by the way.

Powerplants silly

 

[RayP]

Hammett was is bday dinner?

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Sup Dogge

Other than being dead tired, not much. Been dealing with a bout of insomnia or something the past couple of nights.

 

[Guerzy]

guerzy
****
off
please

Yeah, **** off buddy we absolutely need more Laine clips. ****in every time this kid steps on the ice someone scores. kids ****in dirt nasty man. Does ****in ovi have 32 goals this season I dont ****in think so bud. I'm ****in tellin ya Patrik "golden flow" Laine is pottin 50 in '17 ****in callin it right now. Clap bombs, **** moms, wheel, snipe, and ****in celly boys ****

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Powerplants silly

Illuminati and/or aliens.

 

[RayP]

Other than being dead tired, not much. Been dealing with a bout of insomnia or something the past couple of nights.

Any good fish lately? We had some amazing scallops we cooked last Friday. Nothing special we did in the cooking process, the scallops themselves were just that damn good. That and some bison NY strips. So good.

 

[Hammettf2b]

To be honest, we probably should've seen this coming ever since he shocked archaeologists and anthropologists with the revelation that ancient pyramids were in fact constructed to function as grain silos.

Happy B-Day, by the way.

haha very true, and thank you!!!

Hammett was is bday dinner?

Not sure yet

 

[Hansen]

Just woke up after falling asleep 19 hours ago


**** that was a brutal day

 

[RayP]

Boys, last night I got home after a long day of work. Thought to myself hey maybe I'll have a beer. Almost 9 already, have to get up early, so no way I drink more than 2-3.


Then though nah that doesn't even sound like it was taste good.

 

[Bones Malone]

Hammett was is bday dinner?

Boys, last night I got home after a long day of work. Thought to myself hey maybe I'll have a beer. Almost 9 already, have to get up early, so no way I drink more than 2-3.


Then though nah that doesn't even sound like it was taste good.

Are you still drunk?

 

[Hammettf2b]

Boys, last night I got home after a long day of work. Thought to myself hey maybe I'll have a beer. Almost 9 already, have to get up early, so no way I drink more than 2-3.


Then though nah that doesn't even sound like it was taste good.

Ray, what size cooler (i think they measure in quartz) would be good for a six back of bottles?

 

[RayP]

Are you still drunk?

I haven't had a drink and day, and have only drank one day in like the last 10.

Ray, what size cooler (i think they measure in quartz) would be good for a six back of bottles?

I don't ****ing know.

 

[RayP]

Think I've only drank 4-5 days out of the last 30.

 

[Hammettf2b]

I haven't had a drink and day, and have only drank one day in like the last 10.



I don't ****ing know.

ohhhh please.

 

[RayP]

ohhhh please.

I have absolutely no idea. We have 3-4 cooler bags from grocery stores or whatever that we just use.

 

[RayP]

Hammett why don't you buy a Yeti cooler so you can get a Yeti sticker to put on your lifted pick-up truck that you'd lose your **** over if it got the slightest bit of mud on it.

 

[Hammettf2b]

Hammett why don't you buy a Yeti cooler so you can get a Yeti sticker to put on your lifted pick-up truck that you'd lose your **** over if it got the slightest bit of mud on it.

I think you are drunk. Anyways, I think I found one.

 

[RayP]

Seems excessive for a 6 pack.

 

[Hammettf2b]

Seems excessive for a 6 pack.

I read a review that said it barely fit a 6 pack of bottles with some ice. Didn't have room for other stuff, so I figured it would be the right size. I'll find out for sure when I go to the store.

 

[Hansen]

Hammett why don't you buy a Yeti cooler so you can get a Yeti sticker to put on your lifted pick-up truck that you'd lose your **** over if it got the slightest bit of mud on it.

I met a guy in Paris who works for Yeti driving a promotions van all over the states and setting up events for them. Could ask him to sauce some swag over