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[John Price]

twitch streamer just started rapping lmao

ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY [REDACTED]

 

[Ceremony]

"I'm not going to download porn, I have self-respect."

As that same person opens a browser, goes to TotallyGenericSite.com, goes into the categories section, scrolls way down to go into this specific category, clicks through a few pages to find this one video, then scrolls through all of the suggestions on that video to find the video I was actually looking for.

Don't you have a girlfriend now?

 

[Ceremony]

"I'm not going to download porn, I have self-respect."

As that same person opens a browser, goes to TotallyGenericSite.com, goes into the categories section, scrolls way down to go into this specific category, clicks through a few pages to find this one video, then scrolls through all of the suggestions on that video to find the video I was actually looking for.

Don't you have a girlfriend now?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Don't you have a girlfriend now?

I was describing a somewhat-funny scenario people might be familiar with, but yes

 

[Kairi Zaide]

@Zaide get in on the Kim SEJEONG hype

no

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62 not looking good for opening day tickets april 1st here

 

[John Price]

no

it's awesome

everyone else is doing it! the reviews have been very positive!

 

[John Price]

Look at me watching opening day at home like a pleb

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

From the DC_Cinematic subreddit, lirl

How convenient of them to not post the actual headline,"‘Zack Snyder’s Justice League’ Ranks Behind ‘Wonder Woman 1984’ In HBO Max Households"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

lol, it is

 

[John Price]

and then @RayP thinks peloton sucks

no

okay biking

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

After hearing the words "Wet ass Peloton":

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I can understand pathetic men wanting to ogle their female instructor during a workout, but paying a monthly subscription to do it?

For $12.99 a month, just buy a few Hustlers

 

[Tarantula]

I can understand pathetic men wanting to ogle their female instructor during a workout, but paying a monthly subscription to do it?

For $12.99 a month, just buy a few Hustlers

You sound like a cyclepath...

 

[sdf]

Well i guesse im not asian enough for that.

But still better than despacito

Finally after all this time i got the chance to say this joke

Shit, it was supposed to look like this:

[My/All] Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana
I always turn towards you
(D D D D D I A)


Guessing kpop lyrics...

I guess im not Asian enough to like it


But it's still better than despacito

 

[Siamese Dream]

What's the difference between peloton and a normal exercise bike that you find in a gym

 

[John Price]

What's the difference between peloton and a normal exercise bike that you find in a gym

There isn't any

Peloton sells a bike that is like 1000 dollars but there's also a service too which is the teacher yelling at you

so you could just buy any old bike at the gym and attach peloton

this is pretty much why people purchased the 300 dollar bike I have and hooked that up to the peloton coaching service

 

[John Price]

A coaching service telling you to bike is stupid anyway

Watch movies when you bike, like me!

 

[John Price]

GameStop (GME) plans to expand into PC gaming, monitor, & gaming TV sales

 

[John Price]

Microsoft in Talks to Buy Discord for More Than $10 Billion

 

[John Price]

Play Watch Dogs: Legion For Free This Weekend

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

There isn't any

Peloton sells a bike that is like 1000 dollars but there's also a service too which is the teacher yelling at you

so you could just buy any old bike at the gym and attach peloton

this is pretty much why people purchased the 300 dollar bike I have and hooked that up to the peloton coaching service

Wait, you mean the training sessions don't automatically change the resistance for you?

Like if you're watching a mountain bike trail and start going uphill, you have to change the resistance?

Sounds like an exercise bike with a built-in tablet for an exorbitant cost.

 

[John Price]

GIVE IT HERE

 

[John Price]

Wait, you mean the training sessions don't automatically change the resistance for you?

Like if you're watching a mountain bike trail and start going uphill, you have to change the resistance?

Sounds like an exercise bike with a built-in tablet for an exorbitant cost.

I wouldn't know, I don't have one