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[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Penguins admit they photoshopped masks on fans

 

[John Price]

The next day, Ash and his friends board the ship bound for the Whirl Islands. Chuck, his wife and Machoke wave goodbye to the group as the ship sails away from Cianwood City. During the voyage the group's attention turns to what the Whirl Islands may be like. Misty is looking forward to meeting many cute Water-type Pokémon. Brock hopes there are many cute girls waiting for him, while Ash and Pikachu are looking forward to meeting the mysterious Pokémon in the Whirl Islands.

 

[John Price]

@Oogie Boogie

@Pip

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go work for Overwatch!

 

[John Price]

Responsibilities

• Develop and manage our build applications and systems infrastructure to support building on multiple platforms.
• Engage with service teams from many teams across Blizzard, integrating our build systems with common platforms and tools used by many teams.
• Monitor and respond to build system health incidents. Help solve problems that impact the team.
• Ensure developers on the team can accomplish their day-to-day work efficiently.
• Document build systems and help educate engineers on build system functionality and processes.

Requirements

• Passion for tools development with a service-oriented attitude
• Experience with Perforce or other version control systems
• Programming polyglot, strong skills in C#, C++, and one or more interpreted language
• Able to work effectively with a variety of disciplines

Pluses

• Prior experience developing bespoke build systems
• Experience with MySQL, Oracle, or other relational databases
• Experience with Premake, CMake, or other project generation tools
• Comfortable with both Linux and Windows system administration
• Live operations experience

 

[John Price]

the programing one

RESPONSIBILITIES

• Work with designers, artists and other engineers to realize the vision of Overwatch 2 gameplay
• Develop simple solutions to challenging problems within the performance constraints of real-time game simulation
• Collaborate with other members of the engineering team to build sustainable and maintainable technologies
• Play an active role in supporting the game by helping address issues in production
• Perform research to acquire new knowledge necessary to perform assigned tasks and maintain a process of technological evolution
• Mentor other engineers on the gameplay team

REQUIREMENTS

• Passion for playing and making video games
• Strong gameplay experience
• Advanced C++ programming skills
• 5+ years’ experience in game programming, including experience working on at least one AAA shipped title
• Strong mathematics skills, including proficiency with trigonometry, and linear algebra
• Advanced knowledge of game characters, including animation and physics
• Must be comfortable working within and adding to an established code framework

PLUSES

• Experience developing player abilities, weapons, AI, character animation, locomotion, or physics
• Prior development working with client/server game systems
• Experience writing high-performance code on a wide range of platforms from low-end PCs and consoles to high-end PCs and consoles
• Experience with visual scripting languages such as Blueprint or Kismet
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

 

[John Price]

5 years of game programming xperience lmao

 

[John Price]

so many adult games on steam now lirl

"As a freshman at San Vallejo College, you have the whole world in front of you - but it’s up to you to take it. Will you let the next four years pass you by, or will you lead your fraternity to the crown and become campus royalty?"

 

[John Price]

lmao this adult game is free to play

 

[John Price]

i would play that college simulator like @Zaide and sit at home studying all day instead of meeting girls

 

[John Price]

@Sega Dreamcast no one f***ing plays bf4 in the morning lol

have to wait like 8 hours just to play

 

[John Price]

doesn't seem like it's open world

just a bunch of pictures lol

boring

 

[Kairi Zaide]

What about at home?

Also Mike is incorrect about it being because they're original 6, it's because the crowd at Le Centre Bell are degenerates and boo even the most obvious offside call

In the same timeframe I initially mentionned, Habs rank middle of the pack for penalty differential on home ice. So about the same position.

But teams do get a far better differential on home ice, all of them. The worst differential on home ice still positive.

 

[John Price]

In the same timeframe I initially mentionned, Habs rank middle of the pack for penalty differential on home ice. So about the same position.

But teams do get a far better differential on home ice, all of them. The worst differential on home ice still positive.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

"(Wilson) took a liberty on a guy that was in a vulnerable spot," Marchand said during a first-period NESN interview. "That’s a f***ing cheap shot there. We lost a great player. It is great to see him skate off the ice by himself. But he was obviously in a bad spot. He’s hurting. That’s a bad hit.”

 

[John Price]

Here's what we already know: Carlo was injured, the two officials on the ice did not whistle Wilson for a penalty and Wilson is no longer considered a repeat offender, having avoided supplementary discipline since September 2018.

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62 watching my good Miami friend Meyers Leonard on Twitch

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

@Sega Dreamcast no one f***ing plays bf4 in the morning lol

have to wait like 8 hours just to play

That's what I said last week, when I couldn't find a full server

 

[John Price]

That's what I said last week, when I couldn't find a full server

yep. i mean there's one server right now that's it

just play something else

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Guys I wouldn't worry about it Canadian boys just play rough

 

[John Price]

SAUGA BOYS