Useless Thread MDCCXCII: John Kreese Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

zack snyder is SO BAD

imagine being a DC shill

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Post Malone is terrible and looks like a douche with those face tats

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Looking at rental cars for a trip we're taking next month.

They have the different classes of cars: economy, compact, standard, intermediate, full-size, premium, and luxury, with an example car in each category.

No one planet Earth would consider a Chevy Impala a premium car, lirl. And calling a Chrysler 300 a luxury car is pretty laughable too.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Seriously...he looks like what we used to do to friends who’d pass out after drinking with a Sharpie back in high school.

 

[John Price]

Again. That stuck in the 1950’s, “French first” mentality they have is the biggest reason why they will never win (or honestly even be much of a threat to begin with) ever again.

Any other pro sports team wouldn’t care what language the coach or players spoke as long as it translated to winning.

it worked when Montreal was one of 6 teams and could just load up on talent in the province due to territorial rights

when the game modernized Montreal never caught up

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

We're gonna be doing a lot of driving, so I want to get something won't be miserable to drive.

If it comes to it, I will pay the extra 200 bucks to not have to drive a f***ing Chevy

 

[John Price]

Stanley Cups (1915–16, 1923–24, 1929–30, 1930–31, 1943–44, 1945–46, 1952–53, 1955–56, 1956–57, 1957–58, 1958–59, 1959–60, 1964–65, 1965–66, 1967–68, 1968–69, 1970–71, 1972–73, 1975–76, 1976–77, 1977–78, 1978–79, 1985–86, 1992–93)[note 2]


1 in the modern era lmao

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

it worked when Montreal was one of 6 teams and could just load up on talent in the province due to territorial rights

when the game modernized Montreal never caught up

Well Quebec is generally the short bus of Canada IMO...

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Stanley Cups (1915–16, 1923–24, 1929–30, 1930–31, 1943–44, 1945–46, 1952–53, 1955–56, 1956–57, 1957–58, 1958–59, 1959–60, 1964–65, 1965–66, 1967–68, 1968–69, 1970–71, 1972–73, 1975–76, 1976–77, 1977–78, 1978–79, 1985–86, 1992–93)[note 2]


1 in the modern era lmao

The Caps have one total

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Debating on going for a walk

 

[John Price]

The Caps have one total

they were also an expansion team starting from 72 on

Montreal has been around for like 100 years

For many of those years again they were one of 6 teams hoarding talent in the league that played in their territorial region

 

[Tarantula]

Post Malone is terrible and looks like a douche with those face tats

I don't understand face tats....

Seriously...he looks like what we used to do to friends who’d pass out after drinking with a Sharpie back in high school.

Had one obnoxious dude at a party, acted like a ass and when he passed out one of the girls applied a very healthy dose of make up. Turned out the next morning he bolted out as he was late for work. Wasn't until he hit a subway bathroom did he know why every one was staring at him. Hearing the party host retell the following phone call was priceless...

 

[John Price]

It was not a coincidence that two of the dominant teams were based in Canada, and the third was based in a U.S. city which borders Canada. The league had a rule that gave each team exclusive rights to negotiate contracts with promising local players within 50 miles of its home ice. If a player was not within the 50-mile limit, that player was free to field offers from any team.[3] Once a player agreed to an NHL sponsorship-level contract, the NHL club could assign him to its sponsored junior squad – its "sponsorship list".

 

[John Price]

Name the last Canadien that dominated the league like Roy

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

they were also an expansion team starting from 72 on

Montreal has been around for like 100 years

For many of those years again they were one of 6 teams hoarding talent in the league that played in their territorial region

wah wah wah

Penguins were formed in the same year and have more cups

 

[John Price]

Since Toronto and Montreal's metropolitan areas contained abundant hockey prospects, this put them at a major recruiting advantage over Boston, New York, and Chicago, which had very few such prospects in their territories. Detroit had Southwestern Ontario as part of its territory; thus it did not have the major advantage of the Canadian teams but was better positioned than the other American ones.[4]

 

[John Price]

Imagine just taking talent within 50 miles of your city without a draft or the chance for other teams to sign them

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The f*** kinda name is “Post Malone” anyways??

 

[John Price]

wah wah wah

Penguins were formed in the same year and have more cups

True the Pens have won more in the 90's and 2000's and 2010's than the Caps and Montreal. Good for them.

 

[John Price]

The f*** kinda name is “Post Malone” anyways??

I would say the same about Weeknd

Lmao

I don't know that shit

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Name the last Canadien that dominated the league like Roy

He had a hall of fame career in Montreal then got traded to Colorado and had another hall of fame career.

He was pretty good

 

[John Price]

He had a hall of fame career in Montreal then got traded to Colorado and had another hall of fame career.

He was pretty good

He was good

There hasn't been a player like him in MTL since.

 

[John Price]

Price is not even a HoFer nor was Halak.

 

[John Price]

On about episode 204 of japanese Pokemon in the Johto region.

 

[Tarantula]

wah wah wah

Penguins were formed in the same year and have more cups

No, the Pens were one of the original expansion 6, 1967/68

Cap joined for the 74/75 season. They posted the worst record ever.