Useless Thread MDCCXCII: John Kreese Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Official trailer to premiere tomorrow!

 

[John Price]

Official trailer to premiere tomorrow!

Will you watch mortal kombat

 

[John Price]

@Tarantula @PanthersPens62 i am busy ranking the billy joel songs

i will release this list at a later date after the analytics finish compiling!

 

[John Price]

- Uptown Girl 83.0

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Will you watch mortal kombat

Not really sure honestly.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

2 pants lol

I was considering just bringing a blanket, but the pants are working well

 

[Kairi Zaide]

hey look, $GME is volkswagonning

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

hey look, $GME is volkswagonning

I'm laughing at the people buying back in or claiming they'll hold until some completely unrealistic goal. We all saw how that worked out last time.

Tomorrow might get interesting, but I can easily see the price plummeting if too many people see it as an opportunity to cut their losses and sell.

inb4 the stock goes to the moon with me holding nothing but a used condom

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Well, I fell for a fake tweet.

Save your money, kids

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Well, I fell for a fake tweet.

Save your money, kids

??

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

??

An account posing as an official Robinhood account tweeted about there being a platform update tomorrow and that the purchase of some shares would be affected.

Poking fun at the last time RH halted buying of GME shares

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

How can my phone recognize my fingerprint to unlock my phone, then fail to recognize my fingerprint mere moments later to unlock RH?

God damn it is that shit absolutely infuriating

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Like the big ol' sucker that I am, I bought one share, only to see the price immediately fall.

lol

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Dunno what to have for dinner

 

[John Price]

@Sega Dreamcast

1. I found the box wine that you mentioned in the UT earlier at the Wegmans lirl. I did not buy it. You did not say it was like 24 dollars

2. I have acquired Makers and Ginger Ale. I have begun drinking.

 

[Tarantula]

@Sega Dreamcast

1. I found the box wine that you mentioned in the UT earlier at the Wegmans lirl. I did not buy it. You did not say it was like 24 dollars

2. I have acquired Makers and Ginger Ale. I have begun drinking.

Hope your smoke detectors are in good working order...

 

[John Price]

Hope your smoke detectors are in good working order...

are you stupid

what does driking fine spirits have to do with smoke detectors

stop being stupid

 

[John Price]

you aren't making any sense

stop not making snes

 

[Tarantula]

Since you're a novice to hard liquor, let me warn you of a common faux pas during the las hours of consumption. Do not call any ex.. Oh wait, never mind...

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Since you're a novice to hard liquor, let me warn you of a common faux pas during the las hours of consumption. Do not call any ex.. Oh wait, never mind...

quiet you

i'm drinking

 

[John Price]

They sell whiskey glasses at Target for like 1 dollar

Good stuff

 

[John Price]

Or in Canadian they call it Canadian Tire

Even though they sell things other than Tires