Useless Thread MDCCLXXXVIII: TGIF

[John Price]

Remember when Katy Perry was smoking hot?

Now she looks like a mashup of Gwen Stefani and Carrie Underwood

yeah old katy was fine

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

She looks so much better with black hair

It also set her apart, as evidenced by me comparing her modern look to two forgettable blonde singers

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

California Gurls Katy Perry vs Wrecking Ball Miley Cyrus

who wins

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Bah god, how could we forget that TERRIBLE collaboration with Nicki Minaj... oh, excuse me, I just vomited in my mouth.

You Google it and they purposely don't link you to the music video because it's that bad.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

That video was supposed to be calling out Taylor Swift?

 

[John Price]

@Sega Dreamcast

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

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@Sega Dreamcast

I would play, but I'm at work

 

[John Price]

I would play, but I'm at work

yeah damn

 

[John Price]

it came down to the wire man we won 16-0

 

[Bones Malone]

Gg

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

it came down to the wire man we won 16-0

I love when it gets down to the wire.

Everyone in chat saying don't spawn don't spawn

 

[John Price]

Got to love French ads in a Chinese bus station

@Sega Dreamcast

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Pearl Market is one of my favorite maps.

Varied enough combat zones to make all classes viable, with some, but not too much, vehicle action.

Lumphini Garden is like that, but no combat vehicles

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Worst maps are easily:

Gulf of Oman. Too unbalanced and too spread out.
Dragon Pass. Too spread out and too many sightlines for vehicles to camp.
Operation Metro. I really like the outdoor portion for TDM, but the conquest action is only ever in the tunnels.

And there's a few DLC maps that I'm barely familiar with because either most servers don't play them or tons of people quit when those maps get voted

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

War of 2020

The War of 2020 is a fictional conflict depicted in Battlefield 4 and its expansion packs between the United States of America, the People's Republic of China, and the Russian Federation.

lol, maybe don't set your game in far distant future of 6 years after the release date

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Man, I like having 1 vCash because the Sportsbook doesn't understand integers and rounding

 

[John Price]

I love when it gets down to the wire.

Everyone in chat saying don't spawn don't spawn

We were actually up 400 or 500 but they got all the flags so the tickets difference got cut quick

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Really St. Louis, you lost to the San Jose Sharts?

I still loathe them from the 2010 and 2011 playoffs

 

[Siamese Dream]

@John Price We're very Hufflepuff here, wouldn't you be happier in Slytherin?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Gotta charge my phone

 

[John Price]

Really St. Louis, you lost to the San Jose Sharts?

I still loathe them from the 2010 and 2011 playoffs

I 'member when St Louis used to be good

 

[John Price]