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John Price

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If you swung back when faced with a challenge that's meant to break you, unbalanced
Scales, you ain't average, now throw your hands on three
Go on and put 'em up for

Black magic, black excellence
Black habits, this black medicine, everything
Black Chucks, black tux, everything, everything
Black hug, black love, everything

Praise black Jesus, play black Moses
Give 'em flowers while they still here, black roses, everything
Black tie, black ride, everything, everything
Black pride, black lives, everything
 

John Price

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Skin noir, friends noir, here you are, black
Everything you need, better believe you are that
Skin noir, friends noir, here you are, black, every

Every time they hear this, they gon' say "He made a anthem"
Life ain't a panda, shit ain't black and white, it's a canvas
 

Sega Dreamcast

party like it's 1999
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"Unfortunately, UPS ran into an issue when attempting your delivery."

How hard is it to leave a damn box on a damn porch?

How does Amazon decide what needs signatures and what doesn't? In my experience, the cheaper the item, the more likely they need a signature.
 

Sega Dreamcast

party like it's 1999
May 6, 2009
47,664
7,298
Charlotte
$1500 laptop? I'm leaving it but not knocking on your door.

$15 piece of clothing? You better be here to spread your cheeks and lift your sack
 
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John Price

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$1500 laptop? I'm leaving it but not knocking on your door.

$15 piece of clothing? You better be here to spread your cheeks and lift your sack
Amazon dropped off my 350 ish dollar laptop at the basement (which someone else I don't know lives in). They always do this because they don't understand the written instructions to go through the hallway and up the f***ing stairs. They just drive up, throw the laptop or whatever I ordered over the gate, and drive off, even though I specifically tell them many times not to do this.
 

John Price

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Also I have never had Amazon verify an order. They usually throw it over the gate or leave it at the neighbor's basement door. Then I have to crawl out of quarantine in my f***ing short shorts to f***ing get it.
 

John Price

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I never wore jorts after @RayP roasted me on wearing the jorts I had a few years ago

it was so savage i never wore jorts again
 

John Price

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@Sega Dreamcast from bf4

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