Useless Thread MDCCCXXXVI - Tomorrowland 2022 Hype Thread (WARNING : NO POLITICS)

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TheGreenTBer

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Verbatim convo at 4:15 pm today:

Me: "I finally got our simulation environment working, the bug was due to an oversight in a package installed by a previous developer."
Boss: "Great! While I've got you here, please jump on this video call, it's for a contract we're bidding for."
Me: "Sure."
Boss: "By the way, you're going to lead it and we'll need a whitepaper next week."
Me: "wat"

EDIT: Jesus Christ I should have said "ehat." How do you pronounce it, e-Hat?
 
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John Price

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John Price

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You can forget about Mantis on Chel from the Great State of Saskatoon. He called me tonight asking for a match, much as he has on many other occasions. I was anything but positive in that I don’t think he has what it takes to take on Division 1, together with their partner in the destruction of our Thread, the deceptive & foolish tryhards. I was very nice to Mantis on the call, but will NOT BE PLAYING HIM TODAY!
 

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Verbatim convo at 4:15 pm today:

Me: "I finally got our simulation environment working, the bug was due to an oversight in a package installed by a previous developer."
Boss: "Great! While I've got you here, please jump on this video call, it's for a contract we're bidding for."
Me: "Sure."
Boss: "By the way, you're going to lead it and we'll need a whitepaper next week."
Me: "wat"

EDIT: Jesus Christ I should have said "ehat." How do you pronounce it, e-Hat?


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While I've got you here, please jump on this video call, it's for a contract we're bidding for.

...is where i would have noped the f*** out
 

Siamese Dream

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South Africa (The Springboks) are a proper shithouse team lol

When they played the Lions last year their coach made an obvious burner account on twitter which posted all the videos of bad refereeing decisions, he then also made an hour long video asking to "clarify" some of the rules and decisions which was meant to be for the referee people but it ended up getting leaked to the media accidentally on purpose :laugh:

He also found a loophole in the rules where there was nothing forbidding him being a water boy, so he could come onto the field during the game to coach and give instructions to players when normally the head coach sits up in the stands. They also have the team doctors literally on the field on the sidelines screaming instructions at players during play
 

summer tooth

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Going to be trying out an absolutely wonderful new Irish mayo. I'll post an article about it on my Mayo Blog 👍


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Siamese Dream

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Verbatim convo at 4:15 pm today:

Me: "I finally got our simulation environment working, the bug was due to an oversight in a package installed by a previous developer."
Boss: "Great! While I've got you here, please jump on this video call, it's for a contract we're bidding for."
Me: "Sure."
Boss: "By the way, you're going to lead it and we'll need a whitepaper next week."
Me: "wat"

EDIT: Jesus Christ I should have said "ehat." How do you pronounce it, e-Hat?

I absolutely lost my mind when I was messaging some burd I'd matched with on Bumble who used to do a lot of typos and one time she said "ehat"
 
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