Useless Thread MDCCCXXXIV - John H Ruiz "El Presidente" Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

Hope he performs this at nationals park in September.

 

[John Price]

Elton John Revels in His Last-Ever Miami Show

We're now in year five of Farewell Yellow Brick Road.

www.miaminewtimes.com

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

How did such a small and tiny floyd knock out big show

 

[John Price]

Lmao I could make 300 dollars if I sold my Elton John tickets

But I won't

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Mania 24, which also featured the "Playboy BunnyMania Lumberjill match", lirl.

Orton vs. Cena vs. Hunter for the WWE title. Excuse me, I feel very sleepy right now.

Undertaker vs Edge for the World Heavyweight Title. Maybe that's a good Taker mania match and not just kicking out of finishers for 25 minutes.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Orton vs. Cena vs. Hunter sounds so awful.

Then Orton and Hunter main evented the next Mania?

Oh my god, no wonder TNA was getting attention around this time

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Now that NXT has conceded the Wednesday Night Wars, we can stop glossing over Hunter's shitty history and being hopeful about his ability to save the WWE.

He's a talentless, politicking douchebag that would have amounted to nothing had he not befriended Shawn Michaels and bedded Stephanie McMahon.

No, merely being a competent booker for NXT doesn't make up for the endless number of people he buried during his years-long reign of terror

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

No Muriel..
No Dinner...
No nothin'...

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Listening to an old Bryan and Vinny Show and they're talking about Jerry Lawler calling Goldust a "faming flag".

They also mention the funnier part, where a few weeks prior, Jerry Lawler was asking about Goldust's sexuality. Lawler is cutting a promo like how a pro wrestler does, talking big and enunciating all his words, but he's either afraid or embarrassed to say "queer", so he nearly whispers it into the mic and immediately moves on.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"Goldust, is it true that you're... queer?"

 

[John Price]

No Muriel..
No Dinner...
No nothin'...

Ron Rivera didn't sign

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Ron Rivera didn't sign

Who will be the coach now

 

[John Price]

Who will be the coach now

Ron

 

[John Price]

watching japanese baseball

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

@John Price Please tell me again why this clown should not be fired.

 

[John Price]

"Goldust, is it true that you're... queer?"

the best part of the promo I can't link is when he makes a reference to Atlanta and everyone having a go at her

Sadly WWE can't have those promos anymore

It was already edgy enough for Stone Cold to come back at Mania and chug beer on TV.

@John Price Please tell me again why this clown should not be fired.

Because he is my friend.

Just like my good friend Gino DiMare.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

the best part of the promo I can't link is when he makes a reference to Atlanta and everyone having a go at her

Sadly WWE can't have those promos anymore

It was already edgy enough for Stone Cold to come back at Mania and chug beer on TV.

Do you mean Terri, also known as Marlena at the time?

Yeah, Lawler says something about her being a target, because everyone has taken a shot.

 

[John Price]

Do you mean Terri, also known as Marlena at the time?

Yeah, Lawler says something about her being a target, because everyone has taken a shot.

Yeah

 

[PanthersPens62]

the best part of the promo I can't link is when he makes a reference to Atlanta and everyone having a go at her

Sadly WWE can't have those promos anymore

It was already edgy enough for Stone Cold to come back at Mania and chug beer on TV.


Because he is my friend.

Just like my good friend Gino DiMare.

He's your "friend" because he signed a baseball.

Gino is your "friend" for the same reason Manure & Golden are.

 

[John Price]

He's your "friend" because he signed a baseball.

Gino is your "friend" for the same reason Manure & Golden are.

He is a good guy

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The WWE doesn't need "edgy" promos where a guy in a leopard cat-suit calls the guy in a golden jumpsuit gay.

However, having people who are actually charismatic would go a very far way.

 

[John Price]

The WWE doesn't need "edgy" promos where a guy in a leopard cat-suit calls the guy in a golden jumpsuit gay.

However, having people who are actually charismatic would go a very far way.

And better divas

Not sure why rhea Ripley has so much appeal

 

[PanthersPens62]

He is a good guy

He's a moron who chews gum like a cow.