Useless Thread MDCCCXXXI - This thread sucks

[John Price]

pizza time

 

[Hammettf2b]

Post automatically merged: May 2, 2022

@Siamese Dream did you see Putin's hired talking heads insult fish and chips and then Popov claimed the concept was stolen from Russia

this is the new comedy account to follow now

NO POLITICAL TALK!!!

 

[G2P]

Brick chicken tonight

 

[G2P]

Peloton time.

Car shopping this weekend.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

42 Down: Snared

Answer: "In a trap"

Why is the clue a verb in the past tense, while the answer is a prepositional phrase? That's a bit misleading.

There are other clues in the puzzle where the answer matches the part of speech and tense of the clue, so what gives?

60 Down: Angers
Answer: Ires

40 Across: Chuck
Answer: Toss

9 Down: Becomes more fond of
Answer: Warms to

 

[Mantis]

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Grip my meat

 

[G2P]

Grip my meat

A little disappointed with the cut with all that chunky white fat, but hey it’s 3lbs.

 

[Mantis]

Buys his jeans where he buys his cereal

 

[Siamese Dream]

you can't bully me just like you can't cancel me

@Siamese Dream your friend Piers Morgan has an ad airing on the FOX stations here which say "They tried to cancel me...you can't cancel me"

TBH Piers is more welcome back in the US than his counterpart James Corden who was just painfully unfunny. At least Morgan is somewhat entertaining

@Blais For Smythe your friend James Corden

I saw a Piers Morgan billboard at the train station today advertising his new talk TV channel or something

 

[Mantis]

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Seriously wtf do you wear with these

A helmet

 

[Satan]

why did she go

 

[Mantis]

why did she go

Your pet lobster?

 

[John Price]

Eating pizza

 

[Satan]

excahgne

 

[Club]

anyone else a liability to themselves as well as others and are forced by the state or provincial government to wear a helmet everytime they leave their home?

 

[G2P]

A helmet

No I’d probably need to wear work boots like you to wear a helmet

Imagine needing to wear a helmet to get a paycheck

 

[Satan]

why did she go

 

[Hammettf2b]

anyone else a liability to themselves as well as others and are forced by the state or provincial government to wear a helmet everytime they leave their home?

@H3ckt1k wears a helmet at all times. He also takes the short bus

 

[Kairi Zaide]

why did she go

where did she go

 

[Satan]

excahnge

 

[Kairi Zaide]

excahnge

when did she go

 

[Satan]

my only friend..

 

[Mantis]

No I’d probably need to wear work boots like you to wear a helmet

Imagine needing to wear a helmet to get a paycheck

You are literally posting on a hockey forum

 

[Satan]

what that's impossible

 

[John Price]