Useless Thread MDCCCXXVII - Artturi Lehkonen Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

In spite of WWE being relatively shitty for the past 20 years, it's cancel culture that is suddenly holding them back.

Adding curse words to promos isn't going to make the promos any better.

You can put sprinkles on a piece of dog shit and guess what? IT IS STILL SHIT

it's a corporate decision from vince and management to tone down the heavy rhetoric and beer drinking

suddenly every promo is bland as f*** and they take out shit like smashing people through tables

the writing sucks too

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

No it wasn't. It was someone in the ring, like piper

can't remember and don't care enough to google it

Your Attitude Era expertise is showing again.

Yes, it was Jerry Lawler.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

No it wasn't. It was someone in the ring, like piper

can't remember and don't care enough to google it

Oh ok. As I know Lawler called him a “flamin’ Homophobic Slur” in a promo.

 

[John Price]

Oh ok. As I know Lawler called him a “flamin’ Homophobic Slur” in a promo.

Lmao

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Your Attitude Era expertise is showing again.

Yes, it was Jerry Lawler.

Knew it!!

 

[John Price]

lol

Goldust | Pro Wrestling | Fandom​

https://prowrestling.fandom.com › wiki › Goldust
Dustin Patrick Runnels (April 11, 1969) is an American professional wrestler currently signed to All Elite Wrestling (AEW) under the ring name Dustin Rhodes.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

To be fair to Jerry Lawler, he didn't exactly call Goldust a "flaming [redacted]".

He said that Goldust was "prancing around like a flaming [redacted]".

 

[John Price]

Zaide remembers the time I met Jerry Lawler at the baseball game and he signed the picture

still have it around somewhere

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I remember beating the f*** out of Goldust in WWF Attitude on PS1

 

[John Price]

Met

Jerry Lawler
Scott Hall

that's it

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

even the old wcw promos with dusty didn't have profanity but they had passion

Arguing against your own argument, thanks.

It's almost like Dusty was a star capable of cutting a good promo, so he didn't need to rely on swearing and shock humor to keep the fans' attention.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Lawler was such a slimy heel

 

[John Price]

I remember beating the f*** out of Goldust in WWF Attitude on PS1

lmao

the last time i played wwe was one of those 2k games with the money in the bank, it took forever to get the suitcase so everyone just gave up

seriously the match was like 40 minutes lol every time someone would climb the ladder someone else would push him down

took forever

 

[TheGreenTBer]

That’s where I an right now. I f***ing hate it too.

I absolutely hate that level. Might be my least favorite in the whole game.

It's all empty space, buildings you cannot easily access and a super-convoluted and nonsensical layout.

 

[John Price]

so much wasted time

going to find something to do for 2 hours until i need to head out

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I absolutely hate that level. Might be my least favorite in the whole game.

It's all empty space, buildings you cannot easily access and a super-convoluted and nonsensical layout.

Agreed. It blows!!!

 

[John Price]

37 degrees in March.

WTF.

 

[John Price]

It's too f***ing cold to wear my ACC championship shirt today. f*** you, winter. f*** you wind.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

so much wasted time

going to find something to do for 2 hours until i need to head out

Why not try and fix your plum…oh who are we kidding??

 

[John Price]

Go to sportsbook Saturday.

"no phones near the sportsbook"

 

[John Price]

If I bet on the Wizards yesterday I would have won 260 dollars for a 100 dollar bet

but gambling is just so dangerous

if I lose I would just feel like shit

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[John Price]

when you hit that 3 team parlay

 

[John Price]

did the forum update remove vcash

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

It literally says sportsbook at the top of the page, so no