Useless Thread MDCCCXXVII - Artturi Lehkonen Appreciation Thread

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

probably

i remember shareware

for wolfenstein 3d we had shareware

Everyone did.

 

[John Price]

I think it was about 2004 or 5 when I stopped playing Doom

Oh yeah I remember Doom 3 vaguely, it was supposed to be the new doom with modern graphics and stuff

I have not played Doom in a very long time. I remember using cheat codes. Those were some of the last games that had god mode that you could just trigger on. Remember the green pits of acid or the locked doors. Gotta get that key

 

[John Price]

Going back to the bar today should play the arcades

they have a pac man battle royale and a mandalorian pinball machine

i never did like pinball, the paddles were silly

 

[John Price]

They also have pool tables

@Fixed to Ruin

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I wish OG Duke Nukem 3D had online multiplayer and was on the Xbox One

 

[John Price]

I don't have nowhere to go for about 3 hours until the train ride i should play GTA San Andreas

But I don't want to

 

[John Price]

gta online was lame but the failures were hilarious

 

[John Price]

RACE LOST

You finished 12th

or DNF

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I love shooting pool. I can do it for hours.

 

[John Price]

I wish OG Duke Nukem 3D had online multiplayer and was on the Xbox One

One day we got a CD full of games and it had Duke Nukem 1 and 2 for DOS.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

One day we got a CD full of games and it had Duke Nukem 1 and 2 for DOS.

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I had those too

 

[John Price]

The first level of Duke Nukem 3d was always great. They only had one episode available on freeware.

The 2nd episode was to the moon, then the 3rd was back on Earth.

The first map was the adult theater and video store. I remember you could break down a wall for easter eggs. Also remember in the club if you give a dollar the woman removes her top

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Ahh the classic “Hollywood Holocaust”’and “Red Light District” maps you mean @John Price

I love them too

 

[John Price]

Ahh the classic “Hollywood Holocaust”’and “Red Light District” maps you mean @John Price

I love them too

Yep. Some of them were pretty cool too, in the 3rd episode one map is a fast food burger joint. I remember another map being the theme park with the log ride

 

[John Price]

In the booth if you press the tv screen you watch a movie

 

[John Price]

LOL do you remember the shrink ray gun

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

LOL do you remember the shrink ray gun

Squish!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Or the microwave-expander

 

[John Price]

Man I have not played Duke in years

I used to make some shitty maps too with the map builder

 

[John Price]

really wish i had been into WWE in the 90's so many hilarious SNES WWE games

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

the same vince that held a contest for hottest secretary, yeah he'll do it

stupid cancel culture has made wwe so bland today

so woke now

You always post this bad take and it's just plain wrong.

The Attitude Era was successful because the main event had so many stars that it made up for the undercard being stupid and immature bullshit.

You didn't even watch during the Attitude Era, so why do you try to act knowledgeable about it?

 

[John Price]

Bored

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I still remember my mom buying me this at a PC store…

Best birthday ever

 

[John Price]

You always post this bad take and it's just plain wrong.

The Attitude Era was successful because the main event had so many stars that it made up for the undercard being stupid and immature bullshit.