Useless Thread MDCCCXXV: Board Downgrade Depreciation Thread

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John Price

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TOMBOY is just trying to be another Paramore / PVRIS hard rock single

It's kpop. It's supposed to be peppy.

Bands like Dreamcatcher with hard rock kpop should not exist
 

John Price

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I would pay money to watch Ix stream Stardew Valley.

It might be the closest he ever comes to working.
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these graphics would just trigger me
 

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Every single time I see Midsommar mentioned anywhere, I swear there is a race to see who is the first to post how much they hate it and that it's the worst movie they have ever seen.

It's obviously not the worst movie ever, but I would bet those people are reacting to the high praises that people keep singing about it.

A-"This is such a great horror movie."

B-"Eh, it kinda sucked."

A-"Oh, you're just a hater that was waiting to shit all over this movie."
 

John Price

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It's obviously not the worst movie ever, but I would bet those people are reacting to the high praises that people keep singing about it.

A-"This is such a great horror movie."

B-"Eh, it kinda sucked."

A-"Oh, you're just a hater that was waiting to shit all over this movie."
It had Florence Pugh in it so it could not be bad.
 

John Price

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You keep complaining about No Way Home but you haven't seen the Disney+ shows which are bad.

The Mandalorian may be the worst streaming show of all time.
 

John Price

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The worst thing about Justice League right now is the music

Aquaman goes back into the sea drinking whiskey, gotta play some somber music with lyrics

Flash goes to save that woman from the truck driver, gotta slow everything down and play music

and these are songs nobody has heard of
 

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The start of the movie is something like "Our friend Dieter is going to Sweden for his town's annual festival, and he's invited us with him".

It's such a horror movie trope that they're in obvious danger, but the movie never addresses any of the obviousness of the situation and just plows forward and a bunch of predictable shit happens.
 

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I was particularly impressed with the fact that it might be the most accurate depiction of psychedelic drugs I have ever seen in a film, which lent a strong sense of unease to some of the scenes near the end.

It was literally a filter they put on the screen and the guy that was drugged acted all aloof.

Wow, it clearly deserves all the Oscars
 

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I have a friend who has been one of my best friends for our entire lives. We are 6 months apart in age. Grew up as besties/brothers. He LOVED all things Star Wars growing up. Loved every bit of it. No matter how cheesy or crazy… he loved it. Then Last Jedi came out and he lost his flipping mind. He would go on hour long rants about how bad it was and all the reasons it was a terrible movie. What happened buddy? Who hurt you? It’ll be ok. Crazy the animosity that some of it gets…

Well, maybe it was such a terrible piece of shit that some lifelong fans found it insulting, even after enduring the prequels.
 

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As many criticisms there are to be lobbed at The Last Jedi, my immediate reaction after leaving the theater was "I guess Star Wars has passed me by", before making a comment about how literally all of the jokes were unfunny and childish.
 
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