Useless Thread MDCCCXXV: Board Downgrade Depreciation Thread

[John Price]

Magical man from the sea

who could that be

 

[John Price]

This movie is bad because it spent 3 minutes talking about Superman being killed while showing opening credits and then some pointless scene with Bruce Wayne recrutiing Aquaman who he figures out to be Arthur in a few seconds. Yet you could not realize that Lex Luthor was lying to you about Superman.

 

[John Price]

amy adams lol

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

If the entirety of a crossword clue is a reference to another clue, then that clue is total bullshit.

22 Across: ___ and 10-Down

10 Down : 22-Across and ____

Great, now the puzzle has a bunch of clues that I cannot possibly solve without piecing together most of the nearby clues.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Catching up on sleep

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"What may have the markings of a hero?"

The answer is Deli, as in hero sandwich.

This puzzle is some bullshit.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Another bullshit clue that expects me know the French word for "kings"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"To's opposite"

Fro, as in, to-and-fro.

What the f***, that's antiquated English used only in that specific phrase.

We get it, Emily L. Lilly, you're a shit crossword designer, so you have all these non-words in your puzzle, which result in bullshit clues that no one could possibly guess, unless they smash their frontal lobe with a ballpeen hammer a few times to replicate your clearly deficient mental ability.

 

[Tarantula]

"To's opposite"

Fro, as in, to-and-fro.

What the f***, that's antiquated English used only in that specific phrase.

We get it, Emily L. Lilly, you're a shit crossword designer, so you have all these non-words in your puzzle, which result in bullshit clues that no one could possibly guess, unless they smash their frontal lobe with a ballpeen hammer a few times to replicate your clearly deficient mental ability.

No wonder you love crossword puzzles, sounds like a relaxing way to spend your time, kinda like reading @John Price prolific Kpop posts (dot dot dot)

 

[Tarantula]

Looks like chicken wings for dinner with the newly purchased air fryer tonight.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

No wonder you love crossword puzzles, sounds like a relaxing way to spend your time, kinda like reading @John Price prolific Kpop posts (dot dot dot)

I would like to be presented with a challenging yet reasonably solvable crossword, is that too much to ask?

Instead I get a bunch of bullshit like "What's the square root of a banana peel" or "Abbreviation for newspaper"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

One of those shit "blank and blank" clues earlier had the answer "Ice cream and cake".

Excuse me, what? Do you mean cake and ice cream?

That's like saying "Ass and tits" or "Meatballs and spaghetti"

 

[Tarantula]

Square root of a banana peel, OK, rant on!

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Hmm, all of these villains died fighting Spiderman. I should give them all a second chance, rather than just letting them return to being dead.

So when all of this predictably blows up in Peter's face, as I supposed to think he's noble and respectable, or will I struggle to see him as anything but a naive dipshit.

Don't think about any of that because the big stupid 3rd act CGI battle sequence is totally going to be worth it.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Oh my god, stop making so many jokes.

Would it kill whoever writes these Marvel movies to have just one scene that isn't completely undercut by an awful attempt at humor?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Peter Parker and his big brain can fix all this shit he's never f***ing seen before, but he's not smart enough to NOT HELP THE VILLAINS?

Stuuuuuuuupid

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

This movie is exhausting, like Zack Snyder exhausting

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

An emotional moment?

Quick, someone make a fart joke

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Why does Juno's dad hate Spiderman so much

Didn't he help save the entire universe

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

If this movie has time travel in it I'm f***ing done

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Remember Andrew Garfield?

Please clap

 

[John Price]

finally can dress CJ up in some fancy shit

 

[Kairi Zaide]

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Why do you even bother hiding that you have the "Delete" button besides "Report" and "Edit", we already know that

 

[PanthersPens62]

Oh no.......thoughts & prayers.