Useless Thread MDCCCXXII: Zaide is pretty cute v2.0

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The rest…


30 - Love Juice - $2000
31 - Psycho Killer - $4000
32 - Alloy Wheels of Steel - $1000
33 - Messing With The Man - $200034 34 - Hog Tied - $4000
35 - Publicity Tour - $8000
36 - Check Out At The Check In - $8000
37 - Bar Brawl - $4000
38 - Cop Land - $10000
39 - Recruitment Drive - $1000
40 - Dildo Dodo - $2000
41 - Martha's Mug Shot - $4000
42 - G-Spotlight - $8000
43 - VIP - $1000
44 - Friendly Rivalry - $2000
45 - Cabmaggedon - $5000
46 - Distribution - $12 a deal
47 - Spilling The Beans - $2000
48 - Hit The Courier - $5000
49 - No Escape - $1000
50 - The Shootist - $2000
51 - Loose Ends - $16000
52 - The Driver - $3000
53 - The Job - $50000
54 - Gun Runner - $2000 (100$ bonus for killing
extra men)
55 - Boomshine Saigon - $4000
56 - Cap The Collector - $30000
57 - Checkpoint Charlie - $5000
58 - Keep Your Friends Close - $50000


(Main Missions Complete, There Are Also Pole
Position Club, Sunshine Autos & Side Missions
Assets!)

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

If you’re a nuthair away from beating VC then you should have more than enough cash

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Plus after “Cop Land” the Vercetti mansion generates up to $5000 a day

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Note: In order to unlock the final missions in the story line, it is necessary to buy at least six asset properties, one of which must be the Print Works, and complete their respective missions. Phil Cassidy's place does not count towards this six. Once this is accomplished, assuming Cop Land has also been completed, the penultimate mission Cap the Collector is unlocked.

@John Price

 

[John Price]

takes too long

 

[John Price]

watching olympic pre-ceremony

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

takes too long

Oh please. It’s not like you have anything productive like laundry or fixing a toilet to do.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Say what you want about China, but they will put on a spectacular Opening Ceremony.

 

[John Price]

Oh please. It’s not like you have anything productive like laundry or fixing a toilet to do.

watching olympic ceremony

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Say what you want about China, but they will put on a spectacular Opening Ceremony.

Anything to make themselves look good.

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62 Macho Man theme

OH YEAH

 

[PanthersPens62]

Love the choice of musical tunes they are using for the Parade of Nations.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

What the shit, China got the Olympics in 2008 and they're already doing them again?

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

Oh lookie, one of IX's curling babes is carrying the Denmark flag.

 

[John Price]

What the shit, China got the Olympics in 2008 and they're already doing them again?

 

[PanthersPens62]

What the shit, China got the Olympics in 2008 and they're already doing them again?

Hardly anyone wanted to host so China almost got them by default.

 

[John Price]

Israel

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Hardly anyone wanted to host so China almost got them by default.

That makes a lot of sense

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

While I like seeing sports that you almost never see on TV, it's hard to not look at the Olympics as kind of a giant waste (like most sports, admittedly)

Gotta build this huge arena that will go unused after the games end

 

[PanthersPens62]

Summer Olympics champion San Marino about to enter!

 

[John Price]

San Marino a relative of John Marino

 

[John Price]

San Marino
Dan Marino
John Marino

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]