Useless Thread MDCCCXXII: Zaide is pretty cute v2.0

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Your level of squalor isn’t that funny.

Should we call TLC soon? @Tarantula @Sega Dreamcast

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

“My Ix Life” on TLC

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You keep posting women that are attractive but not that attractive that you should be posting them in here.

This is a babe thread, not a "cute girl you might see at Starbucks" thread

Ix can’t afford Starbucks.

 

[John Price]

Olympic ceremony in 18 minutes!

 

[John Price]

Ix can’t afford Starbucks.

Malibu Club is about 75k in Vice City

where am i supposed to get the funds for that

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Olympic ceremony in 18 minutes!

No1curr

 

[John Price]

might just get a money cheat so i can buy assets and finally reach the 2nd to last mission in vc

 

[John Price]

No1curr

But Canadians have obsession with Canadian pride and medal status

 

[John Price]

I don't understand how it's 58 degrees right now.

It's winter.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Malibu Club is about 75k in Vice City

where am i supposed to get the funds for that

It’s $120,000

And by the time it becomes purchasable you should have the $$

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

If not…do some moar missions.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

But Canadians have obsession with Canadian pride and medal status

All we care about is mens hockey

 

[John Price]

If not…do some moar missions.

i've beaten all the required missions though

 

[John Price]

All we care about is mens hockey

not curling or women's hockey?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

“My Ix Life” on TLC

My 300,000 Post Life

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

not curling or women's hockey?

No.

 

[John Price]

It’s $120,000

And by the time it becomes purchasable you should have the $$

tommy has a big ass mansion on the island but can't afford 120k?

just doesn't make sense

 

[John Price]

Lirl this political ad that just played on the news

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

tommy has a big ass mansion on the island but can't afford 120k?

just doesn't make sense

He kinda stole that mansion from Diaz after smoking him tho….

 

[John Price]

He kinda stole that mansion from Diaz after smoking him tho….

just gonna use codes to get money and advance the game

it would take forever to earn enough to own 5 assets and not only that get them earning money too

 

[John Price]

I mean I'm 2 missions away from beating the damn game I'm tired of it

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

ceremony won't start until 7

NBC: THE CEREMONY STARTS AT 6:30 AM

yeah so you can air 30 minutes of fluff

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Here’s every misssion up until “Shakedown” (which unlocks the Malibu for purchase) and what it pays… @John Price

*ahem*

1 - The Party - $100

2 - Back Alley Brawl - $200
3 - Jury Fury - $400
4 - Riot - $1000
5 - Four Iron - $250
6 - Road Kill - $500
7 - Treacherous Swine - $250
8 - Mall Shootout - $500
9 - Waste The Wife - $2000
10 - Demolition Man - $1000
11 - Guardian Angels - $1000
12 - The Chase - $1000
13 - Phnom Penh '86 - $2000
14 - Sir, Yes Sir - $2000
15 - The Fastest Boat - $4000
16 - Two Bit Hit - $2500
17 - Autocide - $4000
18 - Stunt Boat Challenge - $1000
19 - Cannon Fodder - $2000
20 - Naval Engagement - $4000
21 - Juju Scramble - $1000
22 - Bombs Away - $2000
23 - Dirty Lickin's - $5000
24 - Supply & Demand - $10000
25 - Trojan Voodoo - $10000
26 - Death Row - $0
27 - All Hands On Deck - $5000
28 - Rub Out - $50000
29 - Shakedown - $2000


You should be pretty close after all that.