Useless Thread MDCCCXVII : Who Wants to be a Millionaire Appreciation Thread

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Siamese Dream

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And all those people are mainstream.

Malcolm Tucker : This is important stuff, Hugh! Right, we do a weekly digest for the Prime Minister, we boil down the week's television, cinema, music, so on.

Oliver Reeder : The Zeitgeist tapes.

Malcolm Tucker : Exactly, the Zeitgest tapes. EastEnders highlights, choice bits from all the reality shows, 10 seconds music videos, that kind of thing.
 
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Malcolm Tucker : your ex Angela Heaney. But, this is a perfect opportunity to show just how clued-up you are, actually! Hughey Abbot, the in-touch guy! You're on the ball! You know the price for a pint of milk! You love HBO imports, VH1, Pixar, you dig the Streets.

Hugh Abbott : Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're all great.

Malcolm Tucker : You've got absolutely no f***ing idea what I'm talking about, do you?

Hugh Abbott : Yes, I do.

Malcolm Tucker : Who's the only gay in the village?

Hugh Abbott : Eddie Grundy. I dunno... No, he has children. Mind you, alot of them do these days! Ben at the Foreign Office...

Malcolm Tucker : What's a chav?

Hugh Abbott : Ch... erm...

Malcolm Tucker : Hugh, what is a chav?

Oliver Reeder : Come on, you must know this!

Glenn Cullen : Chav!

Malcolm Tucker : Chav!

Hugh Abbott : Just saying "chav" isn't really helpful!
 

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Malcolm Tucker : your ex Angela Heaney. But, this is a perfect opportunity to show just how clued-up you are, actually! Hughey Abbot, the in-touch guy! You're on the ball! You know the price for a pint of milk! You love HBO imports, VH1, Pixar, you dig the Streets.

Hugh Abbott : Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're all great.

Malcolm Tucker : You've got absolutely no f***ing idea what I'm talking about, do you?

Hugh Abbott : Yes, I do.

Malcolm Tucker : Who's the only gay in the village?

Hugh Abbott : Eddie Grundy. I dunno... No, he has children. Mind you, alot of them do these days! Ben at the Foreign Office...

Malcolm Tucker : What's a chav?

Hugh Abbott : Ch... erm...

Malcolm Tucker : Hugh, what is a chav?

Oliver Reeder : Come on, you must know this!

Glenn Cullen : Chav!

Malcolm Tucker : Chav!

Hugh Abbott : Just saying "chav" isn't really helpful!
I'm really not interested at all in your little tiff. Get round her, take your Barry White album and your lube and your f***ing policy folder!
 

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I still think it's funny how The Thick of It had Hugh on for like 10 episodes and then he magically disappeared and then they started covering the opposition
 

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Malcolm Tucker:
Don't start with the moral objections, you f***ing Blue Peter badge wearing ponce! Go and make a contribution to the f***ing Amnesty International! Go and buy a goat a whole village can f***, but you are doing this for me!
Oliver Reeder:
Malcolm! You're bullying me, and I dunno why you're bullying me...
Malcolm Tucker:
How dare you! How dare you! Don't you ever, EVER, call me a bully! I'm so much worse than that.
 

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Malcolm Tucker:
Don't start with the moral objections, you f***ing Blue Peter badge wearing ponce! Go and make a contribution to the f***ing Amnesty International! Go and buy a goat a whole village can f***, but you are doing this for me!
Oliver Reeder:
Malcolm! You're bullying me, and I dunno why you're bullying me...
Malcolm Tucker:
How dare you! How dare you! Don't you ever, EVER, call me a bully! I'm so much worse than that.

Malcolm vs Phil is my favourite scene

 

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By playing with 8 hands you must be like some Van Halen/Randy Rhodes hybrid, no??

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