Useless Thread MDCCCXLV: LOL ELON

[Sega Dreamcast]

Of course Verizon can't activate my phone, which means I have to go to a Verizon store.

And in the meantime, I have no service on either of my phones, thanks for nothing.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Naturally, there isn't a store nearby, so I have to take time out of my day to go do this shit.

"Download the My Verizon App and enable location permissions.
You'll need the App to check in for your appointment upon arrival."

Neither of my phones have service, you f***ing clowns

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Gonna walk into this Verizon store like Stone Cold

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Some of these f***ing drivers, I swear to heck.

It's so obvious that you're checking your phone when we can plainly see you swerving all over the road, then once you put your phone down, you resume driving like the biggest asshole imaginable.

Someone needs to bludgeon your head with a hammer to hopefully add some folds to that pathetic lump of shit you call a brain.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"Elon Musk says he wants 'Twitter 2.0' to have video chat, voice calls, and encrypted DMs — and has enlisted the help of Signal's founder"

So you want Twitter to be... not Twitter.

Why would we focus on one thing and be good at that, when we could be mediocre at everything?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Can't pair with Galaxy Watch 4
To connect a new phone, you need to reset your watch first, which will delete all data.

That's dumb, I don't want to reset my watch

 

[John Price]

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Imagine quitting being a marlins fan

Literally more respectable than actually being a marlins fan

 

[John Price]

#TeamSherman

 

[PanthersPens62]

#TeamSherman

Of course someone who is #TeamSnyder would also be #TeamSherman.

 

[Siamese Dream]

@John Price

First half: Soccer
Second Half: Pêl droed

 

[TheGreenTBer]

#TeamSherman

This the literally the same thing as saying #teamherpes

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Gonna walk into this Verizon store like Stone Cold

“Oh he’s talkin’!!! He’s walkin’!!! The BMF WALK!!!!”

- Jim Ross

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Posting from my actual PC right now

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

What the chicken fried shit???

When browsing HF on PC, I don't like how my username isn't all together (in 1 line like how it's supposed to be) under my avatar.....

Shit looks like this-------> MetalheadPenguinsF
an​

Even on PC this site blows ass in 2022

ROFLWAFFLE

 

[PanthersPens62]

What the chicken fried shit???

When browsing HF on PC, I don't like how my username isn't all together (in 1 line like how it's supposed to be) under my avatar.....

Shit looks like this-------> MetalheadPenguinsF
an​

Even on PC this site blows ass in 2022

ROFLWAFFLE

Easy fix.....change your user name to "MPF" (that should just about fit in that 1st line with just a little room to spare! )

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I need a coffee

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I live my life a useless thread at a time.
For those 1000 posts, I'm golden.

-John Price

 

[PanthersPens62]

I should be ashamed to say this but I want Mr. Price's life! I would give anything to live the lazy, (but always "very busy") luxiourous life he appears to live.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I should be ashamed to say this but I want Mr. Price's life! I would give anything to live the lazy, (but always "very busy") luxiourous life he appears to live.

I would have less sports memorabilia that was clearly made for children.

 

[John Price]

I would have less sports memorabilia that was clearly made for children.

what

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

what

Don't you have foam fingers hanging from your wall or behind your TV

 

[John Price]

Don't you have foam fingers hanging from your wall or behind your TV

Well yeah those are from the former Vince McMahon xfl 2.0 team

 

[John Price]