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"Contact customer service at (800) 922-0204 to have the eSIM provisioned on the account."

Oh wait, we're not going to tell you what the business hours are, so when I call up and repeat myself multiple times for the shitty automated system, I eventually get told it's outside of business hours, but are never actually told what those business hours are.

"Since it's outside business hours, we'll send you a text message to chat with a representative."

Never received a text.

f***ing Verizon.
 

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Soccer?

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Sega Dreamcast

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I'll watch the shit out of the Olympics because it's sports we hardly ever see on TV.

The World Cup is just more soccer that I already don't want to watch.
 

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If it were real, I would watch The Ocho, but let's be real, ESPN would just end up showing bullshit like cornhole and poker, neither of which are sports.
 

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If cornhole is considered a sport, then the f***ing ping pong ball toss they played on the Bozo the Clown show is also a sport.

However, I will contend that darts, bowling, and billiards are sports.
 
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