Useless Thread MDCCCXLIV: Airplane Middle Seat Depreciation Thread

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

No baseball today.

 

[John Price]

MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. (AP) — Dalvin Cook rushed for a 53-yard insurance touchdown in the fourth quarter and the Minnesota Vikings held on to beat the injury-riddled Miami Dolphins 24-16 on Sunday.

Cook was quiet most of the afternoon until his score with 3:25 left restored Minnesota's two-touchdown lead.

 

[John Price]

WASHINGTON (AP) — Alex Ovechkin scored twice, and the Washington Capitals rallied past old coach Bruce Boudreau and the Vancouver Canucks 6-4 on Monday night for their second consecutive victory.

Ovechkin’s first two goals of the season, 56 seconds in and with 2:58 left in regulation, bookended the Capitals blowing a lead and coming back. Dylan Strome got the comeback started with a power-play goal early in the third, continuing his strong start with his new team, before John Carlson tied it and Conor Sheary put the Capitals ahead.

 

[John Price]

MONTREAL (AP) — Kirby Dach scored 3:09 into overtime, lifting the Montreal Canadiens to a 3-2 victory over Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins on Monday night.

Nick Suzuki had a goal and an assist for Montreal, which trailed 2-0 after two periods. Cole Caufield also scored, and Kaiden Guhle had two assists.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

pretty boys invu liar starlight heart light after like brave last dance nirvana girl no celestial

 

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[TheGreenTBer]

f*** both these teams playing tonight, what an annoying game.

 

[John Price]

f*** both these teams playing tonight, what an annoying game.

I just got home lol I like it so far

 

[John Price]

Big ass text at bottom of screen

NEXT SCORE WINS

no shit

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I just got home lol I like it so far

I randomly hate the broncos for some reason and have for years. Don't know why.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I randomly hate the broncos for some reason and have for years. Don't know why.

I'm still annoyed they beat the Panthers in the Super Bowl. The outright racist vitriol spewed at and about Cam Newton after that game was f***ing appalling.

Peyton was an absolute passenger on a team with an all-time defense, but he has his obnoxious George W Bush-esque "Aww shucks, I'm just a good ol' country boy" persona, so many people came to his defense with quasi-racist shit like "That's how you actually play quarterback"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

While we're talking about Super Bowls, anyone who still parrots the braindead take that the Seahawks shouldn't have passed on the goal line is most likely a f***ing moron (or, if you actually understand football, you're forgetting how Bill Belichick worked the clock to lay a masterful trap that the Seahawks fell right into).

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Oh lord, I'm complaining about something, someone call the neighborhood watch and post about it on Nextdoor

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Coworkers complaining about student loan forgiveness today.

Someone on Fash News must have whined about it last night

 

[John Price]

2 words why College Football Playoff games should be held on campus: Tennessee-Alabama - Yahoo Sports

The atmosphere at Tennessee-Alabama is why College Football Playoff games should be played on campus, not at some antiseptic bowl site.

sports.yahoo.com

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Reports coming out that Bill Murray is, in fact, a raging asshole.

He's always been a massive douchebag and yet people somehow enjoyed his self-important bullshit.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Phone keeps randomly turning off. Tried putting it into safe mode, and now all my defaults have been changed.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Reports coming out that Bill Murray is, in fact, a raging asshole.

He's always been a massive douchebag and yet people somehow enjoyed his self-important bullshit.

yeah i've liked some of his movies but he's always been a turd.

 

[John Price]

 

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