Useless Thread MDCCCXLIII: Rocky IV Depreciation Thread

[John Price]

why are they the three f***ing lions, lions don't live in england

 

[John Price]

f*** off.

 

[John Price]

ROMAN REIGNS TO COME FACE-TO-FACE WITH LOGAN PAUL ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF SMACKDOWN​

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[John Price]

Carnival Cruise Line will fine passengers $500 for rowdy behavior Carnival Cruise Line will fine passengers $500 for rowdy behavior

 

[John Price]

Pleased my friend KingRichard is streaming again. Apex looks pretty fun

 

[John Price]

Capital One Arena has implemented a strict no bag policy. Bags, backpacks and purses will not be permitted inside the Arena. Wallet-size clutches no larger than 5” x 7” and medical bags and parenting bags no larger than 14" x 14" x 6" will be permitted. All bags permitted are subject to security screening. Please note, there are no bag checks or bag storage locations available at Capital One Arena. If you are bringing a medical or parenting bag, please use the entrance on the corner of 6th and F Street.

 

[John Price]

Thank you for your interest in the Identity & Access Management Solution Consultant - Remote/Delivery Center role position.

Unfortunately, after careful consideration, we have determined that our current position is not ideally suited to your talents, experience, and qualifications.

We encourage you to regularly visit the Deloitte Careers website to review positions that become available. Updating your profile periodically can also help us to identify potential opportunities.

 

[John Price]

STOP TELLING ME THAT EXERCISE OS GOING TO CONTRIBUTE TO WEIGHT LOSS

IT HASN'T HAPPENED WHEN I WAS EXERCISING AND IT'S NOT GOING TO MAGICALLY HAPPEN IF I STARTED EXERCISING AGAIN

I'M EATING THE SAME SHIT I WAS BEFORE I STOPPED EXERCISING AND WITHOUT EXERCISE I'M LOSING WEIGHT. SO I'M NOT GOING BACK.



It's like people don't hear you man. They live in this narrative that exercise is important. But I don't believe that. I lived it myself and I observed dramatic weight loss through measuring myself every day. These are not fake numbers these are actual statistics.

Even if I could exercise again my knees and ankles are so shot I can't move with any regularity anymore.

 

[John Price]

I'm trying to contain my anger but I can't believe they leaked a video of draymond green punching somebody unprovoked and nobody has thought, hey maybe he shouldn't do that. Where's the NBA to suspend him 5 games?

 

[John Price]

I will just wait until my idol Logan Paul appears on smack down

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

STOP TELLING ME THAT EXERCISE OS GOING TO CONTRIBUTE TO WEIGHT LOSS

IT HASN'T HAPPENED WHEN I WAS EXERCISING AND IT'S NOT GOING TO MAGICALLY HAPPEN IF I STARTED EXERCISING AGAIN

I'M EATING THE SAME SHIT I WAS BEFORE I STOPPED EXERCISING AND WITHOUT EXERCISE I'M LOSING WEIGHT. SO I'M NOT GOING BACK.



It's like people don't hear you man. They live in this narrative that exercise is important. But I don't believe that. I lived it myself and I observed dramatic weight loss through measuring myself every day. These are not fake numbers these are actual statistics.

Even if I could exercise again my knees and ankles are so shot I can't move with any regularity anymore.

Exercise is important, but not at important as your diet.

It's far easier to eat less/healthier than to eat without restrictions and try to work off those extra calories.

 

[John Price]

Exercise is important, but not at important as your diet.

It's far easier to eat less/healthier than to eat without restrictions and try to work off those extra calories.

even if i go to the fitness forum here everyone is insisting exercise is important

I did that and cut calories and it didn't work, in fact the exercise made my joints worse by overuse injuries

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

even if i go to the fitness forum here everyone is insisting exercise is important

I did that and cut calories and it didn't work, in fact the exercise made my joints worse by overuse injuries

Are you an elderly person with a vitamin deficiency? Overuse injuries, lirl

 

[John Price]

Are you an elderly person with a vitamin deficiency? Overuse injuries, lirl

My joints are brittle and sore constantly

 

[Oogie Boogie]

 

[John Price]

Mets

 

[John Price]

Roman and Usos as a stable is actually pretty good I got to admit

 

[Tarantula]

Unfortunately, after careful consideration, we have determined that our current position is not ideally suited to your talents, experience, and qualifications.

Contain your expectations and build up your resume with hard work and real life experience and accomplishments, or just shit post here all day. I'm sure both paths produce the same results.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Contain your expectations and build up your resume with hard work and real life experience and accomplishments, or just shit post here all day. I'm sure both paths produce the same results.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Mario trailer was rather uninspiring.

I used to like Chris Pratt, now he's just in too much shit. And he takes such boring roles, despite being a good actor.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"Rocky IV doesn't get the credit it deserves, one of the best movies ever made"

"Rocky 4 is a cinematic master piece."

"Wait...you don't love rocky 4? Its like the most entertaining movie ever made, lol."

For f***'s sake, if the movie is so god damned great, you should be able to love it in spite of its flaws, rather than insisting it's flawless.

 

[John Price]

why does WWE put these dumb ppv's on SATURDAY instead of Sunday night

 

[Kairi Zaide]

why does WWE put these dumb ppv's on SATURDAY instead of Sunday night

Maybe has to do with football you know

 

[John Price]

Maybe has to do with football you know

there's football tonight too.

also why did STAT FAA try to hurt himself with his saw, he has a baby to live for

 

[Ceremony]

doughnut's

@Jiminy Cricket dis you?

That biscuit alone is worth about £3