Useless Thread MDCCCXLIII: Rocky IV Depreciation Thread

[John Price]

Canadian soccer players boycott federation, refuse to play game in protest

Canadian hockey players implicated in gigantic scandal, Hockey Canada critiqued for handling of issue

Real good time to be a Canadian right now!

this is what happens when you forcibly retire "The Donald" Cherry

 

[John Price]

gonna calm my angry self down and watch Stat

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

this is what happens when you forcibly retire "The Donald" Cherry

Oh yeah, because this "boys will be boys" shit definitely wasn't a thing back in the day

 

[John Price]

Oh yeah, because this "boys will be boys" shit definitely wasn't a thing back in the day

this is a very serious scandal

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

this is a very serious scandal

It's almost like the whole system is corrupt, which means that people who were part of the system and did nothing to change it hold some culpability too

 

[John Price]

you know shit is going down when TIMS drops you

TIMS

@MetalheadPenguinsFan

It's almost like the whole system is corrupt

sponsors bailing in droves, good

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"If you think beating AJ McCarron, Matt Moore, and Alex Smith for your only 3 playoff wins in the last 11 years is a joke, then buddy you’re a f***ing joke that doesn’t know football."

 

[John Price]

guys i don't know if i can morally root for team canada world juniors after this

i want everything stricken from the record

how hard is it to just stay in your hotel room during the WJs playing Chel? f***.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

how hard is it to just stay in your hotel room during the WJs playing Chel? f***.

How hard is it for society to not give athletes/celebrities/rich people free reign to do whatever they want

 

[John Price]

How hard is it for society to not give athletes free reign to do whatever they want

True too, reading the article a lot of these incidents were just dismissed as consensual

The Caps themselves drafted one of the offenders and said he was "clean as a whistle"

just so much whitewashing, like a guy was drafted by the Habs who sexually assaulted a woman and took pictures of her without her consent. And to the best of my knowledge he is still on the club

It's good that sponsors are f***ing stepping up and sending a message to TEam CAnada that this shit isn't okay

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'd rather not talk about how much society sucks.

Instead, let's talk about how much Rocky IV sucked

 

[John Price]

I'd rather not talk about how much society sucks.

Instead, let's talk about how much Rocky IV sucked

I agree reading that article just made me sick to my stomach

f*** society in general

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I can't say I've ever watched Rocky V the whole way through, but it can't be that much worse than IV.

The trainer outright telling Rocky why he should be motivated to win the fight is a great example of just how passionless IV was.

 

[John Price]

I can't say I've ever watched Rocky V the whole way through, but it can't be that much worse than IV.

Nothing can be worse than the trainer outright telling Rocky why he should be motivated to win the fight.

V is probably the worst



Why is Rocky engaging in a street fight with random hooligans

there's not even a ref Rocky is going full UFC

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

V is probably the worst



Why is Rocky engaging in a street fight with random hooligans

there's not even a ref Rocky is going full UFC

Why does the video title say Rocky IV, when it's clearly Rocky V?

I can confidently say that the fighting in that clip is so much better than the fighting in IV

 

[John Price]

Rocky Balboa is forced to retire after having permanent damage inflicted on him in the ring by the Russian boxer Ivan Drago. Returning home after the Drago bout, Balboa discovers that the fortune that he had acquired as heavyweight champ has been stolen and lost on the stockmarket by his accountant. His boxing days over, Rocky begins to coach an up-and-coming fighter named Tommy Gunn. Rocky cannot compete, however, with the high salaraies and glittering prizes being offered to Gunn by other managers in town.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Also, that's not a random hooligan, that's his protege in the movie that betrays him

 

[John Price]

Also, that's not a random hooligan, that's his protege in the movie that betrays him

still doesn't explain why they're fighting in the philly streets instead of in a more formal environment

what is this a schoolyard brawl

 

[John Price]

this video explains mathematical concepts with heavy profanity

I take it back, math is f***ing hilarious

"f*** around and find out"

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

still doesn't explain why they're fighting in the philly streets instead of in a more formal environment

what is this a schoolyard brawl

It doesn't explain it because you're only watching a clip and not the entire movie. Duh.

Where else are they supposed to have a street fight, lirl

 

[John Price]

every male must watch the crazy/hot matrix

wow when he makes the woman matrix he basically puts all husbands as a rich ass zone

must start making money like Levon

Levon, levon likes his money

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm not taking women advice from that geek

 

[John Price]

I'm not taking women advice from that geek

did you see the video he outlined exactly all the women in the world