Useless Thread MDCCCXLII: TuAnon Awareness Thread

[Sega Dreamcast]

Sounds like part of the San Andreas soundtrack

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

he's some long haired annoying wrestler

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Trying to f***ing sleep and I can't sleep in my shorts because it's too cold. So I'm squirming in bed and I put my long pants on. But now it's too hot and it's literally 71 degrees outside. So I have to take those off and put my shorts back on.

How am I supposed to sleep like this?

Do you have no sheets or comforter on your bed

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Matt Riddle noted former UFC competitor.

You'll never guess which drug test he failed

 

[John Price]

Do you have no sheets or comforter on your bed

I do but once I go under the sheets it's suddenly too warm

Matt Riddle noted former UFC competitor.

You'll never guess which drug test he failed

lol

 

[PanthersPens62]

 

[John Price]

Many people don't know that the walls of your cruise ship cabin are magnetic, which is why magnetic hooks should be at the top of your cruise packing list. You can use them to hang up your clothes, bags or any papers the cruise line might give you. If you have a lot of people in your room, you can even hang up a shower curtain to create some privacy. Hanging clutter also keeps your room cleaner, which allows your steward to tidy up more easily!

While walking back from the Commanders Jags season opener I witnesses a TuAnon disciple in a 'sea of red' lol

 

[John Price]

Serreti says that many cruise ships have hidden pools and bars for crew members because they aren't allowed to socialize with guests when they're not working. In fact, there can be decks and decks just for accommodating and entertaining crew members, that paying guests will never see.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Apply your experiences and expertise as part of our team to advance and increase the use of Big Data, data analysis, AI, Machine Learning (ML), and advanced analytics in support of this mission critical work for an Intelligence Community customer. Cleared (TS w/SCI eligibility) opportunities with partially remote work available.




Sound intriguing? Read on to learn more!

 

[John Price]

@Siamese Dream

"John Price's Farm" in the Cotswolds

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Big data, lirl

You were confused by an array yesterday

 

[John Price]

Big data, lirl

You were confused by an array yesterday

lol

it's ts/sci anyway, most jobs here expect you to have ts/sci right out of the gate

it makes no sense too

if you're unemployed by definition you don't have clearance. then you want to get a job but it requires ts/sci and poly. f***ing dumb

 

[John Price]

did you see episode 4 of wrexham yet

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Important announcement

@Fixed to Ruin
@PanthersPens62

 

[LarryFisherman]

I think it would start small, at the team level. The expectation is leading a small team at the moment.

Dude I don't think you realize how skilled you are, don't sell yourself short. You are unquestionably better than I am at current technology. I'm likely better than you on the modeling + simulation end only because I've done it for years and it's probably not an item of interest for you, but you destroy me on DevOps.

You belong, dude. You do. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Yeah I'm older than you by approximately 5 years, so that's kind of what spawned this. I am intending on retiring early; I'd like to work for 15 or so more years and that's it. The details are very personal, but my monthly expenses are going to exponentially increase at or around that time for a variety of reasons so I need a lot of savings to make that possible.

My other alternative is winning the lottery, buying my own race track and zipping around all day in a Lexus LFA Nurburgring Edition or 992 GT3 RS/Cayman GT4 RS. EDIT: f*** that, let's get 'em both, and add in a shit load of other cars, why not?


This is exactly my hope.

Well, in my case the managerial role would come with more money but due to the way my contract is structured it would actually be quite a bit different than just that. I already feel like I'm seriously overpaid for my talent level. I feel like I'm persistently in the right place at the right time, and that I'm not really special in any way or exceptionally good at anything. But I know the type of people I'm interested in working with, I know the kind of group I'd like to lead, and I know that I'm too old to not look into this.

I think at this point you can just buyout the all the alt coins and hope for the best?

Can't believe I missed the OG bitcoin wave. Dumbest shit ever.

I'm sure i've mentioned it before, but my founter/ceo took me around in his panamera gts the last time i was in ann arbor, and it was definitely inception for me wanting a porsche, lol. Was never very interested in them before but god damn. It might be worth the maintenance costs. My only hope at this point of ever getting one is that we get a fat round b and all those options they passed to me are worth something some day. I think that's a pipe dream but, we'll see. I'm kinda ride or dying here with the core group.

Take that role, mane. All the changes so far have led ya here, and taking that risk generally never lets you down. Every time I've changed it up it's always worked out for the better in the end. Keep ridin' that wave .

 

[John Price]

busy

 

[Satan]

 

[John Price]

i can appreciate tua but icant b e a dolphins fan i'm a an of too may teams already

 

[John Price]

tuanon

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[John Price]

busy applying en masse to various positions

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

busy applying en masse to various positions

Are any of them even entry level positions? You keep applying for positions that require experience!